Amanda's got a blog. If blogs could talk, it'd ask you to read it. It might even say "please."
"if he tells me no I'll do your mum until she hits the floor, eventually I know she's doomed to come right back and ask for more"
I'm a chain of idiots awakening.
Congratulations, you tiny badass!
Everything you said looks like real words to me.
Seriously Lana, call Kenny Loggins because you're in the danger zone.
I'll change my name to Mavis Diles when I'm 70, smoke cigarettes with a really long holder, and play a giant pipe organ in my backyard.
Sean, mahal kita <3
Fo' shizzle, ma Bizzle.