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porn industry bailout
« on: January 08, 2009, 07:34:53 PM »

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Re: porn industry bailout
« Reply #1 on: January 08, 2009, 07:37:26 PM »

See, this economy is boning everyone over. Or, not, here.
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Re: porn industry bailout
« Reply #2 on: January 08, 2009, 10:15:34 PM »




"In volatile market, only stable investment is...porn!"


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...or not.  Apparently.
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Re: porn industry bailout
« Reply #3 on: January 09, 2009, 02:08:34 AM »

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Re: porn industry bailout
« Reply #4 on: January 10, 2009, 09:00:13 PM »

In My Most Humble Opinion
The Porn Industry Deserves a Bailout
More than Any Bank I Know

Porn's Probably More Honest
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Re: porn industry bailout
« Reply #5 on: January 11, 2009, 02:24:05 AM »

In My Most Humble Opinion
The Porn Industry Deserves a Bailout
More than Any Bank I Know

Porn's Probably More Honest

At least porn is more stimulating than awful, gas-guzzling American cars. Ah...
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Re: porn industry bailout
« Reply #6 on: January 11, 2009, 03:13:44 AM »

i don't know. that's a tight race. i think a dvd player in the backseat of dad's dodge challenger is the best place to watch pornos. it's fun watching daddy pretend he's not copping peeks at my fingers.
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Re: porn industry bailout
« Reply #7 on: January 11, 2009, 07:35:52 AM »

i don't know. that's a tight race. i think a dvd player in the backseat of dad's dodge challenger is the best place to watch pornos. it's fun watching daddy pretend he's not copping peeks at my fingers.

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Re: porn industry bailout
« Reply #8 on: January 11, 2009, 01:01:03 PM »

Baby, I'd like to bailout YOUR porn industry. >:D
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Re: porn industry bailout
« Reply #9 on: January 11, 2009, 09:04:32 PM »

i don't know. that's a tight race. i think a dvd player in the backseat of dad's dodge challenger is the best place to watch pornos. it's fun watching daddy pretend he's not copping peeks at my fingers.

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Re: porn industry bailout
« Reply #10 on: January 12, 2009, 01:42:54 AM »

These days we can install video surveillance.
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Re: porn industry bailout
« Reply #11 on: January 12, 2009, 06:09:00 AM »

no money, no porn, and no cars. though on the brights side gas is cheap again. :buck2:
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Re: porn industry bailout
« Reply #12 on: January 12, 2009, 11:22:22 PM »

I'll Ride My Bike
For Miles for a Good Fuck
No Gas or Porn Needed

But Then Again All I
Have to Do is Shut Down My Laptop
And Fuck My Fiance Senseless

No Travel Necessary
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Re: porn industry bailout
« Reply #13 on: January 12, 2009, 11:25:39 PM »

There is the walk from the desk to the bed...

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Re: porn industry bailout
« Reply #14 on: January 13, 2009, 02:31:54 AM »

The only way I support fed money for porn is if they use it to restore some
classic 70's story-porn....  The newer stuff suxxx...
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