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Re: Stupid Conversations
« Reply #45 on: March 29, 2009, 09:39:42 AM »

Mum: They're all looking for the white transit van
Me: What white transit van?
Mum: The one outside
Me: There's a white transit van outside??
Mum: There is, Roisin
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Re: Stupid Conversations
« Reply #46 on: March 30, 2009, 11:33:25 AM »

me: man, i have to read a poem in front of my whole physics class.
her: why do you have to read a poem?
me: becuase i was late to class
her: oh...
me: yeah, i know tell me about it
her: for what class?
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Re: Stupid Conversations
« Reply #47 on: July 26, 2009, 05:08:59 PM »

Heard this convorsation at the busstop yesterday.


*bus rolls into station that reads 67 Kingston*

Boy: Excuse me, does this bus go to Kingston?
Lady: Uhh, yes.
Boy: Okay thanks.


I don't know if this is justified as a convorsation, but it was funny nonetheless.
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Re: Stupid Conversations
« Reply #48 on: July 26, 2009, 08:16:31 PM »

I was working in my mum's clothes shop the other day. A lady came in.

Lady: Do you sell hairpieces?
Me: *points* that's all we have (they were right beside the door, which is also close to the counter, don't know how she missed them)
Lady: Oh. *looks at them* Do you have this in black and white?
Me: No, it's just what's there
Lady: Oh. And this is all you have?
Me: Yes, that's it.
Lady: And you don't have it in black and white?

she was annoying.
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Re: Stupid Conversations
« Reply #49 on: July 26, 2009, 11:02:22 PM »

I was working in my mum's clothes shop the other day. A lady came in.

Lady: Do you sell hairpieces?
Me: *points* that's all we have (they were right beside the door, which is also close to the counter, don't know how she missed them)
Lady: Oh. *looks at them* Do you have this in black and white?
Me: No, it's just what's there
Lady: Oh. And this is all you have?
Me: Yes, that's it.
Lady: And you don't have it in black and white?

she was annoying.

That's an everyday's fight with customers.
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Re: Stupid Conversations
« Reply #50 on: July 27, 2009, 01:15:42 AM »

During the Oscars, when they were doing a tribute to movie musicals:

Mom: Why aren't they doing Les Miserables?
Me: They're only doing movie musicals.
Mom: There's been movies of Les Miserables!
Me: Not a MUSICAL movie.
Mom: Oh.

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Re: Stupid Conversations
« Reply #51 on: December 20, 2009, 01:04:05 AM »

Me to a friend.

Me: Hey, can I have your phone number? My phone broke and I lost all my contacts, and I really wanna see you.
Friend: Um.... I sent you a text..... so if you got it then thats me...i'm asking you about the cookie recipe;)
Me: Like I said, my phone is BROKEN.
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« Reply #52 on: December 20, 2009, 03:52:31 AM »

We were talking about night time for some reason and i gave a really stupid (but valid) explanation for why it happens. anyway, this was the response.

Friend 1: that was the worst explanation i've ever heard!
Friend 2: yeah Roisin! we all know the sun goes BEHIND the moon.

Funniest thing I've heard in a LONG time.
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Re: Stupid Conversations
« Reply #53 on: December 20, 2009, 12:10:53 PM »

Dude: What's your name?
Me: Mali.
Dude: Is that short for something?
Me: Amalia.
Dude: Neat...Amalia what?
Me: Amalia Berkana *pause* Gosney
Dude: Oh, god!
Me: What?
Dude: I thought you were going to say Gonzales! I was very confused for a second!
Me: *blank expression*
Dude: Because you don't look like.....
Me: Yeah, I know.
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Re: Stupid Conversations
« Reply #54 on: December 20, 2009, 03:03:45 PM »

'user' is me.  i'm playing with http://www.cleverbot.com/


Cleverbot: That's the answer to the riddle?

User: Monkey.

Cleverbot: Moonkey.

User: Monkey is the answer.

Cleverbot: What is the question.

User: I dont know.

Cleverbot: That is incorrect.

User: Your mom.

Cleverbot: And when did she give it to you?

User: Daily, for awhile now, she's been giving it to me.

Cleverbot: What do you mean?

User: Daily.  Your mom.

Cleverbot: That often?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: That's good. Interacting with other people is important.



*    *    *   *   *   *   *   *


Cleverbot: Never want to give you up.

User: Never wanna let you down.

Cleverbot: Never gonna turn around and desert you.

User: Is that your favorite song?

Cleverbot: Too Bad is my favourite song, yes.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because I am too good.
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Re: Stupid Conversations
« Reply #55 on: December 20, 2009, 03:21:17 PM »

some guy I was talking to years ago: There should be a tax on stupidity!
ME: There is, it's called the lottery.
guy: What?  That's not...
ME: Play the lottery!
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Re: Stupid Conversations
« Reply #56 on: December 30, 2009, 07:03:56 PM »

Ahaha, Agonistes, that's hilarious  :D

This afternoon

Me: Seriously, do you know how much I would kill you if you did that?
Sister: ...how... much...? Hahahahahaha.
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Re: Stupid Conversations
« Reply #57 on: December 30, 2009, 07:42:13 PM »

Ahaha, Agonistes, that's hilarious  :D

This afternoon

Me: Seriously, do you know how much I would kill you if you did that?
Sister: ...how... much...? Hahahahahaha.
Reminds me of the original BTVS movie...
Buffy causes Amylin's [the guy played by Pee-Wee Herman] arm to be separated from
the rest of him, and he says to his minions:
Look what she did to my jacket!  Kill her a lot.
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« Reply #58 on: December 30, 2009, 09:19:10 PM »

Ahaha, Agonistes, that's hilarious  :D

This afternoon

Me: Seriously, do you know how much I would kill you if you did that?
Sister: ...how... much...? Hahahahahaha.
Reminds me of the original BTVS movie...
Buffy causes Amylin's [the guy played by Pee-Wee Herman] arm to be separated from
the rest of him, and he says to his minions:
Look what she did to my jacket!  Kill her a lot.
I need to watch that movie/those shows. I love what I've seen of Whedon's (I think his name is...?) work, and it sounds really funny.
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Re: Stupid Conversations
« Reply #59 on: December 31, 2009, 04:47:36 AM »

The movie's kinda crappy, but has its moments that make it watchable.  The first season of the show is similar, but with a lot more moments of either "oh shit that's funny" or "wow that's awesome, too bad they had no budget".  Seasons two through four are gold.  Five is also good, six is solidly okay, and seven is shit, by Whedon's own admission.
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