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Re: Stupid Conversations
« Reply #90 on: April 21, 2010, 04:41:24 PM »

Laurennn ^.^ says:
 Hey smelly.
Brassneck says:
 Word
Laurennn ^.^ says:
 what'cha doin'?
Brassneck says:
 Looking for places I'd like to go in the summerrrr
Laurennn ^.^ says:
 oooh.
 stonehenge? ;D
Brassneck says:
 Mmhmm!
 I'm also discovering that England looks shit all like I thought it did.
Laurennn ^.^ says:
it's probably the ashcloud.
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Re: Stupid Conversations
« Reply #91 on: April 21, 2010, 10:22:52 PM »

I have this friend who isn't very fun to be around with in an open place besides her house. Why you ask? Because she's super impatient with practically everything, childish, and has absolutely no sense of direction. at. all.

Me: So are we all gonna do something for 420?
Friend: When is that?
Me: This coming Tuesday.
Friend: What time?
Me: ......
Friend2: .......
Me: At 4:20.
Friend: Shit, I work 11-7.
Me: Darn, that sucks.

Same friend, different convorsation, this time on the phone.

Friend: Hi mom, I'll be leaving soon.
......
Friend: I can't take a cab.
......
Friend: I don't know the directions.
First off all you give is the address of the place you are at - you can do this by asking others. The people at the cab office google map it and send a cab driver there. Then you tell them where you live and they put it into their GPS device, that or you tell them the major sections of where yo crib at. Who doesn't know the directions to their own home?

Same friend, different situation. Here are the settings, She doesn't have a clue how to get back to the subway station despite that she's taken the same street car about a gazillion times, she's with people who know where they're going, she took the same street car about 4 hours ago..... but the rest of us pretend that we don't know anything either.

Friend: Are we going the right way?
Me: I don't know, are we going the right way, Em?
Em: Oh shit... I don't know where we are.
Friend: Oh great! That's lovely!
Me: It's okay. See this way you explore your city and understand how everything works, so you don't get lost next time. (Trying to hint to her)
Friend: Yeah and it raises the chances of my parents chopping off my limbs.
The three of us: ....... anyway ........
Friend: I'm sorry you guys, but I rely on others for directions.
Me: That's probably why you should learn your way around your own city.
Friend: Uhmm no? I think it's stupid when no one knows where they're going.
Sim: Well, doesn't that make you just as stupid?
Friend: No.
Em: We're just kidding, we know where we're going.
Friend: WHAT THE FUCK!? WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT FOR!?
Em: We wanted to know how well you'd respond, you know in case this were to actually happen.
Me: Then again, every bus and every street car will end up at a subway station, so it's virtually impossible to get lost in Toronto.
Sim: Yeah, it really is.
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Re: Stupid Conversations
« Reply #92 on: May 25, 2010, 10:53:12 AM »

This is the same friend as the one above. I swear she doesn't pay the slightest attention to anything I say.

Friend: Hey, I called your phone. I was wondering if you wanted to come biking with me at the beaches.
Me: I work weekends and holidays, all day long.
Friend: Ok, no worries.

*next day*

Friend: Hey sean, I called your phone. I called because I wanted to go downtown (still do) and was wondering if you wanted to come. Are you free next weekend?

Oh my Jesus, I'll never be free for any weekend for the rest of the summer until Labour Day. What the fuck?

Imagine waking up early every weekend to work for a few hours in a mascot suit that weights roughly 10 lbs on your shoulders. It's ragingly humid in there, it's ragingly hot outside, humid 10 lbs costume + scorching sun = no energy at the end of the day. This is why I'll never be free for any weekend. Unless I took some E.
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