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Author Topic: Pope Benedict XVI encourages you to take your listerine.  (Read 4255 times)

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Re: Pope Benedict XVI encourages you to take your listerine.
« Reply #15 on: January 26, 2009, 05:46:51 PM »

The pope or hitler?
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Re: Pope Benedict XVI encourages you to take your listerine.
« Reply #16 on: January 26, 2009, 05:48:47 PM »

With the advancing syphilis I mean, I'm not playing this or that!
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Re: Pope Benedict XVI encourages you to take your listerine.
« Reply #17 on: January 27, 2009, 12:41:19 AM »

The pope or hitler?

Schickelgruber.  It's rumoured that some of his psychotic tendencies, and the muscle-tremors
that developed in 1943/4 may have been symptoms of advancing syphilis.
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Re: Pope Benedict XVI encourages you to take your listerine.
« Reply #18 on: January 27, 2009, 08:26:11 AM »

Crazy old Pope...personally, anyone that's religious creeps me out a little. I mean, I know they're nice people (well the one's I'm friends with), but it just creeps me out. Like a cult. Creepy.
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Re: Pope Benedict XVI encourages you to take your listerine.
« Reply #19 on: January 27, 2009, 03:49:10 PM »

The pope or hitler?

Schickelgruber.  It's rumoured that some of his psychotic tendencies, and the muscle-tremors
that developed in 1943/4 may have been symptoms of advancing syphilis.

That reminds me of a conversation I've had not long ago: Do you think Hitler would've been as successful (politically) as Adolf Schickelgruber?  It just lacks marketability.
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Re: Pope Benedict XVI encourages you to take your listerine.
« Reply #20 on: January 28, 2009, 12:06:22 PM »

I miss John Paul the second



He was a real mensch
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Re: Pope Benedict XVI encourages you to take your listerine.
« Reply #21 on: January 28, 2009, 01:35:14 PM »

An uber-mensch, some might say...
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Re: Pope Benedict XVI encourages you to take your listerine.
« Reply #22 on: January 28, 2009, 01:38:13 PM »


No way!  Pope Pius II.  He was friends with fucking Dracula!
Seriously!
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Re: Pope Benedict XVI encourages you to take your listerine.
« Reply #23 on: January 28, 2009, 02:25:10 PM »

pope joan was cool too even if she did not actually exist.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pope_Joan
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Re: Pope Benedict XVI encourages you to take your listerine.
« Reply #24 on: January 28, 2009, 02:30:02 PM »

I bet she was lots of fun.
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Re: Pope Benedict XVI encourages you to take your listerine.
« Reply #25 on: January 28, 2009, 04:39:36 PM »

Popes that don't actually exist are the best anyway.

But are you really sure she didn't exist, Raliel? I seem to remember that they learned us at school that there once was a female pope, by accident, and that after that the popes had to sit in a special chair with a hole in it, before they were ... inaugurated, or crowned, so that somebody could feel them up from under the chair and confirm their masculinity, so that that couldn't happen again.
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Re: Pope Benedict XVI encourages you to take your listerine.
« Reply #26 on: January 28, 2009, 04:40:26 PM »

Exactly.
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Re: Pope Benedict XVI encourages you to take your listerine.
« Reply #27 on: January 28, 2009, 09:20:32 PM »

Yes, and others. And others still in the works. I'll tell you one of my favorite ideas that I haven't found a taker for yet -- maybe there's a publisher out there who wants me to write it for them -- a book specifically for young girls titled So You Want To Be The Pope. It would resemble a career guide, explaining that, well, yes, nowadays girls aren't yet allowed to be the Pope, but so many other barriers have fallen: so here is your plan for how to set about becoming the first female Pope. A perfectly serious book on the subject, that would talk about the history of the papacy. . .

From an interview with Thomas Disch.
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Re: Pope Benedict XVI encourages you to take your listerine.
« Reply #28 on: January 29, 2009, 02:24:40 AM »

she may or not have existed, much in the way that veronica and her veil probably did not exist, but are absolutely accepted as part of biblical history....
it is fortuitous that veronica is very similar to vera icon
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Re: Pope Benedict XVI encourages you to take your listerine.
« Reply #29 on: January 29, 2009, 03:27:05 AM »

We don't need these guys. We have our own Pope.  O0

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