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Re: THE OFFICIAL ALYSS/MAN ALICE HATE/LOVE/Bitch&Moan thread
« Reply #255 on: February 05, 2009, 06:22:25 PM »

Hell, now I'm not even sure who I am anymore.
Wasn't this thread supposed to be about chocolate?
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Re: THE OFFICIAL ALYSS/MAN ALICE HATE/LOVE/Bitch&Moan thread
« Reply #256 on: February 05, 2009, 06:22:46 PM »

Quote from: Alyss
Fergus Charles Bovey-Hull squirms in his seat and changes the channel.

But happy birthday Rebecca! Did I end up sending you that PM, or did I forget?

Fucking hilarious.

Also,

Quote from: Mathais
I’m forced to bite my lip to cut off the groan that threatens to escape my throat. I’m not going to reward him just yet, not after that little stunt. Seeming to read my mind, he smiles that damn smile of his and rubs me faster, his hand revolving around the base of my cock, stopping before he reaches the sensitive head. Then, he puckers his lips and blows me a kiss, and then leans over and gently kisses the top of my cock. The image of it is enough to make me shiver. Then, his tongue flicks out and starts to play over the slit in my cock, and I really do shiver in pleasure.

“You like that huh? I get the feeling you’re going to be a good lover.” And with that, he opens his mouth and takes my head into his mouth, his tongue swirling around it like a child at a popsicle. The sheets twist into my hands as I clench down, panting. “I… Not so… So fast… I… I’m too built up… I’ll…”
He stops and sucks in deep, pulling his mouth off my cock with a slurping pop. I arch my back at the feeling, trying to regain the distance to his mouth.

“Come in my mouth? Please do. I wanna taste that beautiful flavor of yours.”


*dies laughing*  I read scanned the whole story, and that was quite possibly the worse "slash" I have ever had the misfortune of reading.  I'm almost surprised nothing was "throbbing" or "heaving".



Baron, I agree.  -_-'  I totally agree.
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Re: THE OFFICIAL ALYSS/MAN ALICE HATE/LOVE/Bitch&Moan thread
« Reply #257 on: February 05, 2009, 06:25:03 PM »

Quote from: Alyss
Fergus Charles Bovey-Hull squirms in his seat and changes the channel.

But happy birthday Rebecca! Did I end up sending you that PM, or did I forget?

Fucking hilarious.

Also,

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I’m forced to bite my lip to cut off the groan that threatens to escape my throat. I’m not going to reward him just yet, not after that little stunt. Seeming to read my mind, he smiles that damn smile of his and rubs me faster, his hand revolving around the base of my cock, stopping before he reaches the sensitive head. Then, he puckers his lips and blows me a kiss, and then leans over and gently kisses the top of my cock. The image of it is enough to make me shiver. Then, his tongue flicks out and starts to play over the slit in my cock, and I really do shiver in pleasure.

“You like that huh? I get the feeling you’re going to be a good lover.” And with that, he opens his mouth and takes my head into his mouth, his tongue swirling around it like a child at a popsicle. The sheets twist into my hands as I clench down, panting. “I… Not so… So fast… I… I’m too built up… I’ll…”
He stops and sucks in deep, pulling his mouth off my cock with a slurping pop. I arch my back at the feeling, trying to regain the distance to his mouth.

“Come in my mouth? Please do. I wanna taste that beautiful flavor of yours.”


*dies laughing*  I read scanned the whole story, and that was quite possibly the worse "slash" I have ever had the misfortune of reading.  I'm almost surprised nothing was "throbbing" or "heaving".



Baron, I agree.  -_-'  I totally agree.
lol that was funny as shit, and I even like role playing.
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Re: THE OFFICIAL ALYSS/MAN ALICE HATE/LOVE/Bitch&Moan thread
« Reply #258 on: February 05, 2009, 06:27:00 PM »

During my time of roleplaying with people since I was 18, I haven't even seen cybering that was that bad in a while.  I didn't even write that badly when I was roleplaying (passing a notebook, practically) back in high school.  And we were doing Dragonball Z roleplay.

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Re: THE OFFICIAL ALYSS/MAN ALICE HATE/LOVE/Bitch&Moan thread
« Reply #259 on: February 05, 2009, 06:32:25 PM »


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He stops and sucks in deep, pulling his mouth off my cock with a slurping pop. 


Oh dear lord.

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

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Re: THE OFFICIAL ALYSS/MAN ALICE HATE/LOVE/Bitch&Moan thread
« Reply #260 on: February 05, 2009, 06:34:27 PM »


*dies laughing*  I read scanned the whole story, and that was quite possibly the worse "slash" I have ever had the misfortune of reading.  I'm almost surprised nothing was "throbbing" or "heaving".



or "the biggest he'd ever seen"  >:D
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Re: THE OFFICIAL ALYSS/MAN ALICE HATE/LOVE/Bitch&Moan thread
« Reply #261 on: February 05, 2009, 06:38:20 PM »

During my time of roleplaying with people since I was 18, I haven't even seen cybering that was that bad in a while.  I didn't even write that badly when I was roleplaying (passing a notebook, practically) back in high school.  And we were doing Dragonball Z roleplay.

x_x'
wow that's bad. few a geeks gotta get, what a geek can get I guess. though I am straight so that makes getting geek love tougher.
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Re: THE OFFICIAL ALYSS/MAN ALICE HATE/LOVE/Bitch&Moan thread
« Reply #262 on: February 05, 2009, 06:40:00 PM »

though I am straight so that makes getting geek love tougher.

Alright, I take back what I said, this thread has now passed into hilarity, everyone keep doing what you're doing.
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Re: THE OFFICIAL ALYSS/MAN ALICE HATE/LOVE/Bitch&Moan thread
« Reply #263 on: February 05, 2009, 06:40:44 PM »

I am the walrus...



Sorry I didn't come clean sooner.

I apologise if I've offended anyone....   :embarassed:
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Re: THE OFFICIAL ALYSS/MAN ALICE HATE/LOVE/Bitch&Moan thread
« Reply #264 on: February 05, 2009, 06:42:35 PM »

I am the walrus...



Sorry I didn't come clean sooner.

I apologise if I've offended anyone....   :embarassed:

I always had you pegged as the Eggman......

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Re: THE OFFICIAL ALYSS/MAN ALICE HATE/LOVE/Bitch&Moan thread
« Reply #265 on: February 05, 2009, 06:42:59 PM »

I'm Spartacus.



Sorry I didn't come clean sooner.



I apologize if I've offended anyone... :(
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Re: THE OFFICIAL ALYSS/MAN ALICE HATE/LOVE/Bitch&Moan thread
« Reply #266 on: February 05, 2009, 06:45:57 PM »

Total = I know.  That actually almost made a blood vessel in my brain pop.

Jesse = I'd actually forgot about that.  "The boy, who was too young for sex, much less a sex story, pulled down his lover's shorts, and exclaimed with abandon, 'Ah!  It's the biggest I've ever seen!  I don't think it's gonna fit!'"

-_-'

Hate = geek love can be gotten from all parts of the globe.  =D


I think I'm going to peruse this site, and see what other tidbits of fail I can find.
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Re: THE OFFICIAL ALYSS/MAN ALICE HATE/LOVE/Bitch&Moan thread
« Reply #267 on: February 05, 2009, 06:46:19 PM »

....


NO.

I AM SPARTACUS.
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Re: THE OFFICIAL ALYSS/MAN ALICE HATE/LOVE/Bitch&Moan thread
« Reply #268 on: February 05, 2009, 06:49:50 PM »

http://therespite.informe.com/forum/it-has-to-be-pain-not-discomfort-dt273.html


That one thread is enough to scare people I know away from roleplaying.  And why must everybody either be a dying hero, or a healer?  I swear.
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Re: THE OFFICIAL ALYSS/MAN ALICE HATE/LOVE/Bitch&Moan thread
« Reply #269 on: February 05, 2009, 06:53:41 PM »

http://therespite.informe.com/forum/top-5-fantasies-dt88.html

Quote from: matthais on top 5 fantasies
1. Deflower an anal virgin
2. Dom multiple women in a serious bondage setup
3. Sub for multiple women in a bondage setup
4. Have Threesome with a guy and a gal.
5. Growing tentacles and going Hentai on Sky.
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