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Re: Shit that ruined your day UNTIL...
« Reply #75 on: December 02, 2012, 10:47:25 AM »

Bumping.

I recently got accepted to the Special Constabulary but before I start training I have to get a medical and stuff done, and I needed to get forms signed and stamped by both my doctor and optician. I left the form in the doctor's three weeks ago and I collected it today. When I went in first, I was told it would be £15, and then I was told it went up to £16. When I went in today, I was told it was in fact £33. I was about to cry cos it took me those three weeks to save up the £16 I needed to pay so I freaked out. She served other people while I gathered my thoughts; I asked her if I was able to pay it in parts and she said she would speak to the doctor who then agreed to let me have it for £16! So that was lucky. THEN I went to the opticians and they told me to come back in 20 minutes and I did but then they made me wait half an hour while they served someone else so that was annoying cos it literally took 5 minutes for them to fill it out.  So I took out my constable's sidearm and shot every m----f------ in the office...<3
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I don't get a gun :(
Do you at least get a baton/truncheon/nightstick/club with which you could batter such folk?

I think so but I'm not sure. I assume I would be given something to protect myself.
Meh... I suppose swinging a club around and getting a good workout might actually
be a better release than just blasting away with a gun anyway.

But guns look so much cooler! You're facing a guy with a knife and you're all LOOK WHAT I GOT! and the guy's like "it's a fucking stick"
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Re: Shit that ruined your day UNTIL...
« Reply #76 on: December 02, 2012, 11:25:25 PM »

Bumping.

I recently got accepted to the Special Constabulary but before I start training I have to get a medical and stuff done, and I needed to get forms signed and stamped by both my doctor and optician. I left the form in the doctor's three weeks ago and I collected it today. When I went in first, I was told it would be £15, and then I was told it went up to £16. When I went in today, I was told it was in fact £33. I was about to cry cos it took me those three weeks to save up the £16 I needed to pay so I freaked out. She served other people while I gathered my thoughts; I asked her if I was able to pay it in parts and she said she would speak to the doctor who then agreed to let me have it for £16! So that was lucky. THEN I went to the opticians and they told me to come back in 20 minutes and I did but then they made me wait half an hour while they served someone else so that was annoying cos it literally took 5 minutes for them to fill it out.  So I took out my constable's sidearm and shot every m----f------ in the office...<3
Fixed.

I don't get a gun :(
Do you at least get a baton/truncheon/nightstick/club with which you could batter such folk?

I think so but I'm not sure. I assume I would be given something to protect myself.
Meh... I suppose swinging a club around and getting a good workout might actually
be a better release than just blasting away with a gun anyway.

But guns look so much cooler! You're facing a guy with a knife and you're all LOOK WHAT I GOT! and the guy's like "it's a fucking stick"
Well obv, but in the aforementioned optician's office scenario....
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Re: Shit that ruined your day UNTIL...
« Reply #77 on: December 03, 2012, 09:48:29 AM »

Bumping.

I recently got accepted to the Special Constabulary but before I start training I have to get a medical and stuff done, and I needed to get forms signed and stamped by both my doctor and optician. I left the form in the doctor's three weeks ago and I collected it today. When I went in first, I was told it would be £15, and then I was told it went up to £16. When I went in today, I was told it was in fact £33. I was about to cry cos it took me those three weeks to save up the £16 I needed to pay so I freaked out. She served other people while I gathered my thoughts; I asked her if I was able to pay it in parts and she said she would speak to the doctor who then agreed to let me have it for £16! So that was lucky. THEN I went to the opticians and they told me to come back in 20 minutes and I did but then they made me wait half an hour while they served someone else so that was annoying cos it literally took 5 minutes for them to fill it out.  So I took out my constable's sidearm and shot every m----f------ in the office...<3
Fixed.

I don't get a gun :(
Do you at least get a baton/truncheon/nightstick/club with which you could batter such folk?

I think so but I'm not sure. I assume I would be given something to protect myself.
Meh... I suppose swinging a club around and getting a good workout might actually
be a better release than just blasting away with a gun anyway.

But guns look so much cooler! You're facing a guy with a knife and you're all LOOK WHAT I GOT! and the guy's like "it's a fucking stick"
Well obv, but in the aforementioned optician's office scenario....

haha true I suppose :P

Anyway, my thing today: Last night I put new ink in the printer and it didn't like it so much. It started blinking red lights at me and all sorts. Which was particularly annoying because I have a bunch of stuff I need to print. I was a little annoyed but thought I'd try to fix it myself and I did! So now I have today's assignment printed and everything is ok :)
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Re: Shit that ruined your day UNTIL...
« Reply #78 on: March 24, 2013, 03:02:18 PM »

didn't really ruin my night, but I was a bit bummed that my older sis didn't make it to my gig last night...until I found out that she won $$$ at the casino.  :)
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