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Respond To People Publicly
« on: February 05, 2009, 10:20:26 AM »

Someone say something funny on twitter?
Was there a public announcement you didn't agree with?
Did you receive a ridiculous e-mail from a Viagra person, and HAVE to write something back, but don't want a virus?
Did your ex cheat on you, but you found out after they died, and want to exact your vengeance with words?
THIS IS THE PLACE

Write a letter. Write a sonnet. GET IT OUT.
I'll start.

To: Edgar
Subject: Re- Kazoos
Body:
I totally want to play lonesome organist on kazoo with you.
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Re: Respond To People Pubicly
« Reply #1 on: February 05, 2009, 10:22:22 AM »

haha this may be the best thread ever, if not solely for the spelling error in the title...

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Re: Respond To People Pubicly
« Reply #2 on: February 05, 2009, 10:29:59 AM »

haha this may be the best thread ever, if not solely for the spelling error in the title...



Fuck.
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Re: Respond To People Pubicly
« Reply #3 on: February 05, 2009, 10:32:12 AM »

haha this may be the best thread ever, if not solely for the spelling error in the title...



Fuck.

Haha I had visions of people spelling out messages in pubes...
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Re: Respond To People Pubicly
« Reply #4 on: February 05, 2009, 11:20:42 AM »

haha this may be the best thread ever, if not solely for the spelling error in the title...



Fuck.

Haha I had visions of people spelling out messages in pubes...

Hah. That'd be hilarious.
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Re: Respond To People Pubicly
« Reply #5 on: February 05, 2009, 11:22:47 AM »

haha this may be the best thread ever, if not solely for the spelling error in the title...



Fuck.

Haha I had visions of people spelling out messages in pubes...

Same. I'm actually quite seriously disappointed now I've got here. But, since I am here:

NO. I DON'T WANT A LARGER PENIS. THOR IS PERFECT THE WAY HE IS.
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Re: Respond To People Pubicly
« Reply #6 on: February 05, 2009, 11:32:16 AM »

haha this may be the best thread ever, if not solely for the spelling error in the title...



Fuck.

Haha I had visions of people spelling out messages in pubes...

Same. I'm actually quite seriously disappointed now I've got here. But, since I am here:

NO. I DON'T WANT A LARGER PENIS. THOR IS PERFECT THE WAY HE IS.

*pants* I want thooorrrr.
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Re: Respond To People Pubicly
« Reply #7 on: February 05, 2009, 11:32:55 AM »

haha this may be the best thread ever, if not solely for the spelling error in the title...



Fuck.

Haha I had visions of people spelling out messages in pubes...

Same. I'm actually quite seriously disappointed now I've got here. But, since I am here:

NO. I DON'T WANT A LARGER PENIS. THOR IS PERFECT THE WAY HE IS.

*pants* I want thooorrrr.

He's truly excellent. Just the right balance between length, girth and sheer manliness. I'll lend him you if you like xD
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Re: Respond To People Pubicly
« Reply #8 on: February 05, 2009, 09:08:52 PM »

haha this may be the best thread ever, if not solely for the spelling error in the title...



Fuck.

Haha I had visions of people spelling out messages in pubes...

Same. I'm actually quite seriously disappointed now I've got here. But, since I am here:

NO. I DON'T WANT A LARGER PENIS. THOR IS PERFECT THE WAY HE IS.

*pants* I want thooorrrr.

He's truly excellent. Just the right balance between length, girth and sheer manliness. I'll lend him you if you like xD

Haha. Well. If he's "used" that could be a problem.
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Re: Respond To People Publicly
« Reply #9 on: February 06, 2009, 12:18:49 AM »

Oh, Darling, this is so perfectly aligned with something I was thinking earlier today, so I'm already prepared for it!

*ahem*

Dear x:
The fact that I've gotten over you long, long ago should, in theory, mean you feel at least somewhat the same.  We've been broken up almost 6 years, and you still drunk-dial my friends to ask about me?  I suppose I should be flattered that you feel you'll never love anyone the way you loved me, but you might've done better to think about that before you tried to push me into traffic all those years ago.
Ta.
-the Baron

Dear BR:
The fact I severely dislike outright hate the boy with whom you're currently infatuated doesn't mean I secretly have a crush on you.  If I had a crush on you, I wouldn't need it to be a secret: Lady la Croix has stated publicly that if I feel anything "that way" towards someone, arrangements can be made.  In fact, you know that.  Further fact: you knew I hated that guy before you started to crush out on him.  He & I have a long and public history of clashing, so don't attempt to devalue my disdain based on some misconception.  You're still a good friend, but seriously, knock it off.
See you soon.
- the Baron

Dear YM:
I appreciate your frank nature most of the time, but I really must draw a line at you tweeting about your sex life.  We are related, and I'm far happier without your vagina in my mind.
Yours by blood
- the Baron

Dear KP:
Please stop assuming any housework that goes undone was my fault.  I didn't leave the pan on the stove with the egg-bits in it.  I don't eat breakfast at home, and I don't eat eggs unless they're an ingredient.  I didn't leave the back door unlocked: I leave by the front door because that's the side of the house where I park, facing east.  I didn't leave the TV on downstairs; I was at work.  &ct.
Honestly
- the Baron

Dear S & J:
I'm not a parent (thank God & the Trojan corporation), but it seems to me that if you threaten your child with military school if they continue to misbehave, and they continue to misbehave, your plan was set in stone and you really shouldn't back out of it.  I know you thought the threat would suffice, but sometimes action must follow.  Sabers can only be rattled so long before they're drawn; he should be learning that lesson right now, the little brat.
And really, military school isn't that bad.  Trust me.
Your haggled friend
- the Baron

That should suffice for now.
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Re: Respond To People Pubicly
« Reply #10 on: February 06, 2009, 12:20:07 AM »

...snip...
He's truly excellent. Just the right balance between length, girth and sheer manliness. I'll lend him you if you like xD

Haha. Well. If he's "used" that could be a problem.
Darling, most penises are used before we get to them.  The same is true for vaginae.
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Re: Respond To People Publicly
« Reply #11 on: February 06, 2009, 12:42:47 AM »

Dear Ana, I think I am in love with you but I know a relationship between us canĀ“t happen, not because there is no chemistry between us but because you are very shallow, I sincerly regret knowing you but I still like you a lot.

The man that will never have you.

Yoshiki.


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Re: Respond To People Publicly
« Reply #12 on: February 06, 2009, 05:22:39 AM »

Dear Mar,

You are awesome! Like, seriously awesome.

Love Bekki
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Re: Respond To People Publicly
« Reply #13 on: February 06, 2009, 05:32:57 AM »

Dear Mar,

You are awesome! Like, seriously awesome.

Love Bekki

Awww, that is so sweet.  :love5:
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« Reply #14 on: February 06, 2009, 10:13:37 AM »

...snip...
He's truly excellent. Just the right balance between length, girth and sheer manliness. I'll lend him you if you like xD

Haha. Well. If he's "used" that could be a problem.
Darling, most penises are used before we get to them.  The same is true for vaginae.

Well I was suspecting Indie's penis was rubber.
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