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Re: Respond To People Publicly
« Reply #15 on: February 06, 2009, 11:20:55 AM »

Dear DRM:

I don't appreciate having to show up two hours early for work, just because you need me to. I was actually planning to call in sick today, because I have a cold. Now, I can't, because you called me first. Plus, I was having dreams about work all last night. You know, those sick dreams, where you can't do anything right and the work just keeps piling on top of you. Fuck you, bossman. Fuck you.

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Re: Respond To People Publicly
« Reply #16 on: February 06, 2009, 11:35:37 AM »

Dear bitch who is sitting infront of me, FUCK YOU!

& shut up!

Love.

Yoshiki.
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Re: Respond To People Publicly
« Reply #17 on: February 06, 2009, 12:03:39 PM »

Dear corridor people of school,

Bump into my one more time and I swear  :knuppel2:

your sincerely
Shane

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Re: Respond To People Publicly
« Reply #18 on: February 06, 2009, 12:42:41 PM »


Dear x:
The fact that I've gotten over you long, long ago should, in theory, mean you feel at least somewhat the same.  We've been broken up almost 6 years, and you still drunk-dial my friends to ask about me?  I suppose I should be flattered that you feel you'll never love anyone the way you loved me, but you might've done better to think about that before you tried to push me into traffic all those years ago.
Ta.
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Okay, for starters, it's not-quite FIVE years...
...and I haven't drunk-dialed anyone.
Oh, wait, I never pushed anyone into traffic... 
You're not her, are you?
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Re: Respond To People Publicly
« Reply #19 on: February 06, 2009, 02:16:15 PM »

Dear Best Friend,

You left me with two very sick children.  Your third one is sick as well, just not in my same vicinity.  What I'm guessing is going to happen?  Your family (who they are actually related to) is going to pawn them off on me (who is not related to them), and I'm going to be stuck with three sick children.  I.  Have.  Never.  Babysat.  Ever.  This is a first.  Well, I've been doing it since the very first day I got here (ii desu yo. -_-), but I knew you could come home in, like, ten minutes if I called you.

This is much more serious, and frightening.

I don't mind watching your kids, but I can't get sick before this audition, and I can't continue to have them pawned off on me like this.  I reject getting paid by you, because I KNOW you don't have the money.


UPDATE: *ahem*  I'm home alone until Sunday.  Fux teh wat?  Loneliness and craziness will set in.  xD
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Re: Respond To People Publicly
« Reply #20 on: February 06, 2009, 02:48:11 PM »

Dear You,

I love yooooou.  And I think you know.  But I'm not going to say it out loud.
Also, I want my Dresden Dolls CD back because I get scared and break it off.

Steph.
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Re: Respond To People Publicly
« Reply #21 on: February 06, 2009, 04:59:25 PM »

Okay, for starters, it's not-quite FIVE years...
...and I haven't drunk-dialed anyone.
Oh, wait, I never pushed anyone into traffic... 
You're not her, are you?
I'm not now, nor have I ever been a her.
But you've never drunk-dialed anyone? Not even once? Really?

Unrelated:
Dear M:
Please don't be mad at me for something you said to me.  I understand you might regret your vino veritas, but I certainly didn't drag your confession out of you, so don't act like I did.  Furthermore, my answer stands the same now as it did then.  Unless that's the part you're mad at me about, which I hadn't considered until just now.  Although if that's the case, you get mad at people for very odd reasons.
See you Saturday night.
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Re: Respond To People Publicly
« Reply #22 on: February 06, 2009, 05:07:57 PM »

Dear D,

I don't think you'll ever know how much of a friend you are. So I'll just try to be the best friend I can be right back in return  :)

Love x
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Re: Respond To People Publicly
« Reply #23 on: February 06, 2009, 05:22:06 PM »

Dear you,

I love you, more than you think and can imagine. But I will probably never tell. Because I don't want to be rejected.
You are amazing. You are way too awesome for me. And you probably will not feel the same about me, as I feel about you.
I wish you would...

I love you.


Love, M
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Re: Respond To People Publicly
« Reply #24 on: February 07, 2009, 10:00:50 AM »

And you probably will not feel the same about me, as I feel about you.

The key word is 'probably'. You never know. Maybe, just maybe...so I second Sarah. Tell them!
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Re: Respond To People Publicly
« Reply #25 on: February 07, 2009, 10:05:15 AM »

I will third the notion. Tell them!
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Re: Respond To People Pubicly
« Reply #26 on: February 07, 2009, 03:07:01 PM »

...snip...
He's truly excellent. Just the right balance between length, girth and sheer manliness. I'll lend him you if you like xD

Haha. Well. If he's "used" that could be a problem.
Darling, most penises are used before we get to them.  The same is true for vaginae.

Well I was suspecting Indie's penis was rubber.


No, I meant my actual penis. It's detachable though, so don't worry, you don't have to accept the complimentary Indja.
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Re: Respond To People Pubicly
« Reply #27 on: February 07, 2009, 04:35:44 PM »

...snip...
He's truly excellent. Just the right balance between length, girth and sheer manliness. I'll lend him you if you like xD

Haha. Well. If he's "used" that could be a problem.
Darling, most penises are used before we get to them.  The same is true for vaginae.

Well I was suspecting Indie's penis was rubber.


No, I meant my actual penis. It's detachable though, so don't worry, you don't have to accept the complimentary Indja.
Darling, they're all detachable.
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Re: Respond To People Pubicly
« Reply #28 on: February 08, 2009, 12:51:24 AM »

...snip...
He's truly excellent. Just the right balance between length, girth and sheer manliness. I'll lend him you if you like xD

Haha. Well. If he's "used" that could be a problem.
Darling, most penises are used before we get to them.  The same is true for vaginae.

Well I was suspecting Indie's penis was rubber.


No, I meant my actual penis. It's detachable though, so don't worry, you don't have to accept the complimentary Indja.
Darling, they're all detachable.

You just gotta know how to do it.

My letter:

Dear Brianne,

Why are your opinions so susceptible to assimilation with the opinions of the people you respect? You shouldn't let the fact that V & H think she's socially awkward make you think that she's socially awkward, especially since you didn't gauge her as such on your own, at all. She could be a good friend, and you can't let other people fuck shit up like that.

Love always,
Brianne
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Re: Respond To People Publicly
« Reply #29 on: February 08, 2009, 11:10:34 AM »

Dear freaks from school,

Don't tell me I'm funny. I know. And the fact you're wetting yourself laughing at the shitty pun I just made shows that your opinion of funny really isn't worth a lot. Now fuck off and make your own damn friends.

Me xx
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