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Re: Respond To People Publicly
« Reply #2370 on: February 26, 2010, 06:58:16 PM »

Dear Cher,
If you wouldn't mind, please slap the people who password protect your records on rapidshare.
Moonstruck was awsome
-Shane

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Re: Respond To People Publicly
« Reply #2371 on: February 26, 2010, 07:01:06 PM »

Dear Shane-
You are a homo.
Love,
Kevin

jk moonstruck was awesome as was silkwood, and she does have a fantastic voice.  <3
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Re: Respond To People Publicly
« Reply #2372 on: February 26, 2010, 08:19:13 PM »

Dear mom,

Stop being a bitch. I wish your menopause would go fuck itself already.

Love, your son.
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Re: Respond To People Publicly
« Reply #2373 on: February 26, 2010, 11:20:20 PM »

Dear malware,

   You make me sad.

No love,
   ~Bianca.

Dear life,
   
   I love you, because I just realized that i have an article in the same publication as an interview with Hannah Blilie, among many other awesome people.  :love5:

Love,
   ~Bianca.
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Re: Respond To People Publicly
« Reply #2374 on: February 27, 2010, 01:07:19 AM »

Dear the Los Angeles Lakers,

Glad to see you won today. Please don't stop.

CJ
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Re: Respond To People Publicly
« Reply #2375 on: February 27, 2010, 01:53:18 AM »

dear friend,

    stop being a slut and giving random guys head at parties even though you claim to be a lesbian. oh and stop doing speed too, and stop being such a jealous narcissistic bitch.

love,
chris

I thought you were going to give up the internet for awhile?

Anyway... new letter.


Dear Girl Who Called Me a Fag as I Was Leaving the Washroom,

If you say that word one more time I swear to the holy Lord I will rip out your tongue and feed it to you. I am the last person you want to fuck with. Fuck with me and I will fuck up your entire life. I have connections with the government, I will have your family deported and stripped of their papers. Go ahead, just say the word bitch.

Yours truly,

The last person you would want to fuck with.... seriously.

I'm not a violent person, but when someone pushes all my buttons, hell breaks loose and I've made people break down.
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Re: Respond To People Publicly
« Reply #2376 on: February 27, 2010, 05:18:29 AM »

dear same person as before:
shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut UP.  i am so sick of your whining your bragging and your self centered narcissistic bitchfits.  you are not badass.  you are not even interesting.  you're just a pathetic little boy and i want very much to beat the shit out of you, but our mutual friends would not be pleased.  just stop talking to me, 'kay dude?  i want to be able to watch movies with friends without your interruptions.  go away.
shut up-
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Re: Respond To People Publicly
« Reply #2377 on: February 27, 2010, 06:40:55 AM »

Dear Shane-
You are a homo.
Love,
Kevin

Dear Kevin,
Hella yeah I am.
Love,
Shane

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Re: Respond To People Publicly
« Reply #2378 on: February 27, 2010, 07:02:30 AM »

dear math project,

why must you be difficult?

not so much love,
lucy
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Re: Respond To People Publicly
« Reply #2379 on: February 27, 2010, 12:16:53 PM »

Dear self,

Keep trying to get control of your life.
Oh, and stop eating every thirty minutes

Love, Vinny
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Re: Respond To People Publicly
« Reply #2380 on: February 27, 2010, 12:22:02 PM »

Dear Seeany,

Please never ever lose your temper with me. You're a scary mo'fo'  o.O

H xxx


Dear Kevin,

I thank you kindly for your assistance on this matter. I'm sure threatening a city full of crazy terrorists is the correct course of action.

H xxx


Dear Belfast,

I'M JOKING!! I know you're not terrorists. Please don't bomb me.

H xxx
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Re: Respond To People Publicly
« Reply #2381 on: February 27, 2010, 12:49:36 PM »

Dear Indja,
I believe the bombers decided that the gunmen had a more cost-effective terrorist business-model.
C.
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Re: Respond To People Publicly
« Reply #2382 on: February 27, 2010, 12:56:00 PM »

Dearest Helen,

I would never, ever lose my temper on you unless you murdered my family.

Love always,
Sean

Ps. If I got super duper stoned and wrote a letter to you would you be okay with it?
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Re: Respond To People Publicly
« Reply #2383 on: February 27, 2010, 01:36:09 PM »

Dear Indja:
It's always worked for me in the past.
Enjoy-
Kevin
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Re: Respond To People Publicly
« Reply #2384 on: February 27, 2010, 04:07:51 PM »

Dear Sean,

Ohmygod yes.

Please don't use my proper name on the Box, it freaks the Bizzell out of me.

H xxx


Dear Charlie,

Yeah I just used your name as some kind of mild obscenity. I think it works. In fact, I'm going to do it more often.

H xxx


Dear Kevin,

I love you.

H xxx
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