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[Mr. Leave Me Alone]

To the silly girl who is talking about sleeping with a guy who is in a long term relationship on facebook as if it's nothing,

You might not know his girlfriend, but that doesn't mean that you sound cool when you talk about what you're doing and it definitely isn't alright.
If I knew you better, I'd send you an actual message, but I don't know you at all so I'm just going to unfriend you instead and pretend you never existed.
Cheating actually hurts people! I know, shocking. And you're proud of that? And if he does end up ~~~choosing you~~~ or whatever the fuck you were on about, he's probably going to do it to you too.
You're an idiot.

[Indja]

Dear Recipient of the Above Letter,

Auds is right, you cockbag.

H xxx

[Blue Canary]

Dear Recipient of the Above Letter,

Auds is right, you cockbag.

H xxx

Seconded. 

[absynth aura]

Dear you,

It makes it harder for me to get over the colossal fuck up I made if you keep popping up into my life randomly.

Don't disappear though.

Hopefully one day we can laugh at this...

Jarrod.

[CeeGBee]

Dear Recipient of the Above Letter,

Auds is right, you cockbag.

H xxx

Seconded. 

Thirded....  I mean, seriously?

[Agonistes]

Dear Recipient of the Above Letter,

Auds is right, you cockbag.

H xxx

Seconded. 

Thirded....  I mean, seriously?

motion carried.

[lentower]

Dear Amy,

If i were in your shoes, i'd beat that stupid machine to death. And i'd throw the ruins out of the window of my apartment.

I also want to do it to the printer in this god damn office but you know it's hard to find a good job these days. So for now, i tend to take my revenges on it just by slamming the paper tray.

-S-

That could cause even more problems with the printer.

Unplug and replug it?


If the printer's problem are paper jams,
your office might be using the wrong kind of
paper in the printer.

[Savannah]

Dear Amy,

If i were in your shoes, i'd beat that stupid machine to death. And i'd throw the ruins out of the window of my apartment.

I also want to do it to the printer in this god damn office but you know it's hard to find a good job these days. So for now, i tend to take my revenges on it just by slamming the paper tray.

-S-

That could cause even more problems with the printer.

Unplug and replug it?


If the printer's problem are paper jams,
your office might be using the wrong kind of
paper in the printer.

We have tried any kind of papers. Eventually the guy from the technical service told us that the rollers were weary.
The whole machine is kinda weary, yeah. Unplugging-replugging doesn't work when it doesn't want to print that damn piece of paper.

[Astica]

Dear A,
You. Fucking. Bastard.
I don't hate you, but even looking at you makes me want to strangle someone.
I'm going to get off your facebook page now before I accidentally hit the add as friend button or something and make everything awkward as hell.
Fuck you,
-Amy

Dear L,
You still piss me off sometimes. Congrats on being less of a loser than I thought you would turn out to be, but know that I kind of hate you for it.
-Mild ill feelings,
-Amy

Dear G,
I really don't want to believe that you've been that cunning and manipulative all these years, but evidence keeps being presented to support this theory.
What do you want me to think?
-Amy

Dear F,
I have nothing to say to you. Yet.
-Amy

Dear J,
Sorry in advance, hopefully tomorrow will be fun. I've missed you.
-Amy

Dear Amy,
Its 6.20am, for fuck sake, and you have a lot to do today. Go to fucking bed, please.
-Amy

[buttercup.]

dear you, I love you, but I wont tell you until I die. Somehow. -me.

[absynth aura]

Dear Ma,

If you want me to drop the attitude, and the snarky comments, then stop fucking me around and brushing me off whenever I want to talk about moving up.

Your "strongest manager"
Jarrod.

[Mr. Leave Me Alone]

Just so you know, He Who Shall Not Be Named, as I'm choosing to call you:

Any chance I get to cut you down, I will take.
The more doors I can slam in your face, the better. (The one chance I had to shut you out of somewhere you were clearly just dying to be was magnificent, the memory makes my heart sing! So I guess I can thank you for that.)

I had problems in my head before I met you, but you made them so much worse. It's your fault that I can't be where I want to be right now. You probably wouldn't feel guilt even if you were going to read this, because you are a motherfucking monster.

When you did what you did, I was sad, but I didn't really deal with it. Now I am a lot more together but I am angry as fuck and one day I am actually going to deal with it by fucking your head up so bad that you won't even remember who you are on the most basic level. You'll get confused about what your name is and where you are and where you're going. Because after you did what you did, I fell so far back into my head that that is literally exactly what happened to me.

I hate you. The sight of you makes me sick.


SUPER CRAZY BITCH RANTING THAT I HAD TO GET OUT AND WILL PROBABLY DELETE SORRY GUYS FOR TAKING UP VALUABLE SHADOWBOX SPACE WITH MY EMO BULLSHIT LOVE YOU XOXOXOXOX.

[Pope Totalfrog]

Dear Audrey,
Rant away. No one here is ever going to think any less of you for doing so. xxx
Love Froggie.


Dear Husband,
I'm not the jealous type but I think maybe you should drop the flirting. It's not a good look and it's making your wife sad.
Love Your Wife.

[Blue Canary]

Dear Audrey,
Rant away. No one here is ever going to think any less of you for doing so. xxx
Love Froggie.

 
Most of us have been there.

[CeeGBee]

Just so you know, He Who Shall Not Be Named, as I'm choosing to call you:

Any chance I get to cut you down, I will take.
The more doors I can slam in your face, the better. (The one chance I had to shut you out of somewhere you were clearly just dying to be was magnificent, the memory makes my heart sing! So I guess I can thank you for that.)

I had problems in my head before I met you, but you made them so much worse. It's your fault that I can't be where I want to be right now. You probably wouldn't feel guilt even if you were going to read this, because you are a motherfucking monster.

When you did what you did, I was sad, but I didn't really deal with it. Now I am a lot more together but I am angry as fuck and one day I am actually going to deal with it by fucking your head up so bad that you won't even remember who you are on the most basic level. You'll get confused about what your name is and where you are and where you're going. Because after you did what you did, I fell so far back into my head that that is literally exactly what happened to me.

I hate you. The sight of you makes me sick.


SUPER CRAZY BITCH RANTING THAT I HAD TO GET OUT AND WILL PROBABLY DELETE SORRY GUYS FOR TAKING UP VALUABLE SHADOWBOX SPACE WITH MY EMO BULLSHIT LOVE YOU XOXOXOXOX.

Dear Audrey,
Rant away, it's good for you (really), and we're all here for you.
Sorry I'm not in a position to, say, drop a house on someone...

C/