I found an amazing lady who cuts my hair at the local Great Clips. For those of you who don't know what that is, Great Clips is a chain of haircutting salons for people who don't have a high-maintenance cut, or want anything too special because the school doesn't really teach them much, so it's a dice roll every time you get your hair cut.
Anyway, apparently this lady used to work at some Paul Mitchell studio, but was fired for attitude so now she works at Great Clips. She is the only person I trust with cutting my hair because she cuts my hair perfectly every time and is the only person I've ever found who will cut it dry. THIS IS FOR $15. AMEN.