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Katherine May Williams

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Bill Clinton = Santa Claus?
« on: February 22, 2009, 02:05:32 AM »

Recent photographic evidence suggests former US President, Bill Clinton, is actually Santa Claus...



:o

At time of press Santa's press agent, Mrs Claus, was unavailable for comment, citing alleged "business abroad".
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Re: Bill Clinton = Santa Claus?
« Reply #1 on: February 22, 2009, 02:07:23 AM »

This is Bullshit.
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Re: Bill Clinton = Santa Claus?
« Reply #2 on: February 22, 2009, 02:10:46 AM »

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Re: Bill Clinton = Santa Claus?
« Reply #3 on: February 22, 2009, 02:13:44 AM »

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Re: Bill Clinton = Santa Claus?
« Reply #4 on: February 22, 2009, 02:25:17 AM »

This is Bullshit.

Mr President! OMG.

NO!

And he is no longer a president.

Photographic evidence!

(And former presidents retain the title. You of all people should know that, sir.

Jimmy Carter is still called Mr President. Both Bush's still get called Mr President. It's to-the-death. Even if they resign or get impeached (*ahem*) they're still entitled to the title. They are referred to as "former president.." so-and-so in the media, but when greeted they are called "Mr President" regardless of how long they've been out of office... Mr President.

*salutes*

PS - I've been a good girl this year. Just sayin.
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Re: Bill Clinton = Santa Claus?
« Reply #5 on: February 23, 2009, 03:08:17 AM »

In my country, we would have to inspect your hymen to be certain of that.
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Re: Bill Clinton = Santa Claus?
« Reply #6 on: February 23, 2009, 04:26:10 AM »

If Hillary was First Lady when Bill was President, what would Bill have been called if Hillary had become President?
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Re: Bill Clinton = Santa Claus?
« Reply #7 on: February 23, 2009, 07:33:44 AM »

If Hillary was First Lady when Bill was President, what would Bill have been called if Hillary had become President?

Forever will be a mystery.   :)
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Re: Bill Clinton = Santa Claus?
« Reply #8 on: February 23, 2009, 12:19:15 PM »

If Hillary was First Lady when Bill was President, what would Bill have been called if Hillary had become President?

Why change it? He would be First Lady.
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Re: Bill Clinton = Santa Claus?
« Reply #9 on: February 23, 2009, 06:17:49 PM »

If Hillary was First Lady when Bill was President, what would Bill have been called if Hillary had become President?

Why change it? He would be First Lady.

Good point.
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Re: Bill Clinton = Santa Claus?
« Reply #10 on: February 24, 2009, 01:21:14 AM »

Ok, you got me.

Just zip it.  :-X
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« Reply #11 on: February 24, 2009, 01:36:03 AM »

Such a hottie!
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« Reply #12 on: February 24, 2009, 01:42:11 AM »

You know, I'm thinking back to this one time in Santa's lap, and it occurs to me that Monica and I have something in common.
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« Reply #13 on: February 27, 2009, 01:49:02 PM »

Sorry to go off topic but this got me thinking, whatever happened to the days when politicians had beards or mustasches? Those were better times.
I looked it up, the last president that had facial hair was Taft in office from 1909-13. Damn 20th century.
An interesting side-note, did you know that an 11 year old girl influenced Abraham Lincoln to grow his famous beard? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grace_Bedell
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Re: Bill Clinton = Santa Claus?
« Reply #14 on: February 27, 2009, 07:10:52 PM »

William Howard Taft?


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