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There's a Kangaroo in my bedroom!
« on: March 10, 2009, 05:43:57 PM »

http://www.theaustralian.news.com.au/story/0,25197,25163894-2702,00.html

That would be scary - they are incredibly powerful and could easily kill a grown man, but I laughed when I heard that he put it in a headlock!
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Re: There's a Kangaroo in my bedroom!
« Reply #1 on: March 10, 2009, 08:02:23 PM »

"The injured kangaroo leapt around the room, gouging holes in the furniture, smearing blood over the walls, and jumping on the family as they hid under the blankets."

HAHA it's like a bad horror movie. I love how it scratched his "buttocks".
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Re: There's a Kangaroo in my bedroom!
« Reply #2 on: March 10, 2009, 09:28:51 PM »

Wait so this is an uncommon thing in Australia?
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Re: There's a Kangaroo in my bedroom!
« Reply #3 on: March 11, 2009, 01:55:12 AM »

Wait so this is an uncommon thing in Australia?
Oh yeah...  Usually it's only the Tazmanian Devils that actually crash into people's houses
and smash up the place.
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Re: There's a Kangaroo in my bedroom!
« Reply #4 on: March 11, 2009, 03:42:49 AM »

Male kangaroos can be fucking scary!
I was chased by one once. I was doing work experience in a wildlife park during my school years, and while I was raking up some leaves, it jumped over to me, stole the rake out of my hands, and chased me with it!
His name was Coke, and it's since been put down because he attacked one too many tourists
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Re: There's a Kangaroo in my bedroom!
« Reply #5 on: March 11, 2009, 07:07:24 AM »

Jeez...and I thought being chased by a flock of angry Canada geese was bad...
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Re: There's a Kangaroo in my bedroom!
« Reply #6 on: March 11, 2009, 07:14:05 AM »

This is why you need bouncers.

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Re: There's a Kangaroo in my bedroom!
« Reply #7 on: March 11, 2009, 07:25:26 AM »

Male kangaroos can be fucking scary!
I was chased by one once. I was doing work experience in a wildlife park during my school years, and while I was raking up some leaves, it jumped over to me, stole the rake out of my hands, and chased me with it!
His name was Coke, and it's since been put down because he attacked one too many tourists

Ahahahaha, if that's true, it's too much. Oh man  ;D
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Re: There's a Kangaroo in my bedroom!
« Reply #8 on: March 15, 2009, 12:12:46 AM »

wow. thats quite amazing. didn't amanda see some kangaroos f***ing here a few years ago?

the dangerous animals in the news in Australia at the moment are sharks; there's been heaps of attacks on swimmers and surfers.
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Re: There's a Kangaroo in my bedroom!
« Reply #9 on: March 24, 2009, 08:21:38 PM »

Ohhhhhhh my god lollll xD As horrid as it is, this is so funny... My cousins used to have a 'pet' kangaroo - it as a baby got sick on their property so they looked after it, feeding it and such, then when it got older it would come and go :D
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