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Teen's giant penis surprise for parents
« on: March 25, 2009, 02:42:13 AM »



http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?Teens_giant_penis_surprise_for_parents&in_article_id=594257&in_page_id=2

So basically a kid painted a giant cock on the roof of his house, without his parents knowing, so that it would appear on Google Earth. I think I want to adopt this kid.  ;D

I just realised his name is Rory - hopefully it doesn't give my Rory any ideas - she has enough of her own!
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Re: Teen's giant penis surprise for parents
« Reply #1 on: March 25, 2009, 02:46:08 AM »

OMG that is so fucking hilarious!!!  ;D

i think i love this kid.
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Re: Teen's giant penis surprise for parents
« Reply #2 on: March 25, 2009, 03:23:54 AM »

:D <3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Teen's giant penis surprise for parents
« Reply #3 on: March 25, 2009, 03:24:14 AM »

That house is a big bitch.  =\
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Re: Teen's giant penis surprise for parents
« Reply #4 on: March 25, 2009, 03:45:49 AM »

That house is a big bitch.  =\

A big bitch with a giant cock....hermaphrahouse??? >:D
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Re: Teen's giant penis surprise for parents
« Reply #5 on: March 25, 2009, 04:41:18 AM »

That house is a big bitch.  =\

A big bitch with a giant cock....hermaphrahouse??? >:D

ZOMG TOTALY.
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Re: Teen's giant penis surprise for parents
« Reply #6 on: March 25, 2009, 05:58:37 AM »

"Google Maps currently shows the house in its pristine, un-penised state."

Brilliant wording  ;D

Imagine being that boy and waking up every morning, and having meals with your family and serious conversations and the like -all year- knowing that they were totally oblivious to a giant penis on the roof. It would be enough to cheer you up on almost any day.

Lucky he was out of the country when they found out too  :D
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Re: Teen's giant penis surprise for parents
« Reply #7 on: March 25, 2009, 11:15:29 AM »

What do well-to-do English parents do to punish such a boy?






Marry him off to Honoria Glossop?   ;D

(ok, I know Bertie's family was probably even well-er-to-do than these folk, but the principle's still there...)
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Re: Teen's giant penis surprise for parents
« Reply #8 on: March 25, 2009, 03:02:39 PM »

i would give that kid a high five.

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Re: Teen's giant penis surprise for parents
« Reply #9 on: March 25, 2009, 03:17:18 PM »

i love this kid

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Re: Teen's giant penis surprise for parents
« Reply #10 on: March 26, 2009, 08:55:42 AM »

haha what a brilliant idea
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Re: Teen's giant penis surprise for parents
« Reply #11 on: March 26, 2009, 10:08:27 PM »

The photo looks manipulated...any closer shots?
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Re: Teen's giant penis surprise for parents
« Reply #12 on: March 27, 2009, 01:25:58 AM »

haha, reading that headline, i was thinking something totally different.  :coolsmiley:
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Re: Teen's giant penis surprise for parents
« Reply #13 on: March 27, 2009, 11:17:30 AM »

this is really really funny  :uglystupid2:
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Re: Teen's giant penis surprise for parents
« Reply #14 on: April 01, 2009, 11:48:50 AM »

I totally expected something else from this thread.  :D  ;D ;D

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