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Angry much? Hair Machine
« on: March 28, 2009, 05:54:06 PM »

Okay so here's my question. . .  Amanda is being really nice and giving Hair Machine yet another chance. . . they are supposed to be @ the Ft Laud. show tonight. She even is promoting their myspace & twitter. . . yet one of them called her a female dog for hogging the dressing room at St. Pete.

I think it is freaking WONDERFUL that AFP is willing to give someone a shot and let them tag along. They blew Gainesville, then they blew St Pete and are insulting her.

From where I was standing @ St Pete it looked to me like their 'fight' was poorly choreographed. It didn't look like a real fight at all. I don't know who it was in the audience who even screamed that they thought AFP got 'pwned'.

Okay maybe they aren't a real band and this is just their form of performance art. Maybe I'm doing a lot of speculating and have no right to do so... maybe there are a phenominal band - but their twitter just ticked me off. . .

I think alot of people would kill for the opportunity AFP is giving them.

Am I the only one who is angry?
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« Reply #1 on: March 28, 2009, 06:17:11 PM »

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« Reply #2 on: March 28, 2009, 08:54:35 PM »

i just read their tweets and whatnot. they keep referring to amanda as "chick from the dresden dolls"

they can't even say her name?! and they cant FUCKING SPELL?!

i haven't heard this band's music but judging them by their twitter, whoever is sending those messages is an asshole.
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« Reply #3 on: March 28, 2009, 09:23:32 PM »

I was curious to hear what they sounded like so I tried to listen to their songs on myspace, but there's no sound. Did this happen for anyone else?

I can't really tell if their whole schtick is meant to be ironic or not, but if not this is just fucking rude:
"Hyla and hella totes fucked the set by fighting onsatge. bitch form dresden dolls hogged dresing room."

And yeah, whoever writes their twitter is either dyslexic or permanently drunk or just can't spell for shit.
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« Reply #4 on: March 28, 2009, 09:31:05 PM »

I was curious to hear what they sounded like so I tried to listen to their songs on myspace, but there's no sound. Did this happen for anyone else?

I can't really tell if their whole schtick is meant to be ironic or not, but if not this is just fucking rude:
"Hyla and hella totes fucked the set by fighting onsatge. bitch form dresden dolls hogged dresing room."

And yeah, whoever writes their twitter is either dyslexic or permanently drunk or just can't spell for shit.

Yes I'm dying to hear them and none of their songs produce any sound on myspace.  I'm kinda thinking it has to be an elaborate ruse (the act not the songs not playing).  Why would AFP continue to bring them along if it wasn't?  She has to know what they wrote on twitter and if they're really that bad why is she bringing them to other shows?  Maybe she's trying to teach them professionalism.
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Re: Angry much? Hair Machine
« Reply #5 on: March 28, 2009, 09:57:40 PM »

At St Pete she didn't seem to know their myspace didn't play. They totally didn't show @ Gainesville and @ St. Pete she also said they had some excuse as to why they didn't have their instruments.

I'm eager to hear news of what happens in Ft. Laud.

Do you think it is Amanda & Vermillion pulling something to see what happens? Maybe some sort of live test? I wonder. . .

If it is not - I think these individuals are mean by pulling what they are.

Yes - Amanda is from the Dresden Dolls. . . but she is her own person too. It's rude.
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« Reply #6 on: March 28, 2009, 10:01:47 PM »

part of their image? an elaborate joke?

Maybe, who knows.
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« Reply #7 on: March 28, 2009, 11:03:42 PM »

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« Reply #8 on: March 28, 2009, 11:20:22 PM »

as soon as someone gets back from the fort laud. show let us know how things went with hair machine. im really curious to see how it worked out tonight...
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Re: Angry much? Hair Machine
« Reply #9 on: March 29, 2009, 12:02:02 AM »

...so are they even a real band?
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« Reply #10 on: March 29, 2009, 12:10:43 AM »

I don't THINK they are a real band.

At the St. Pete show the lights were really low for their, um, act.  The photo they had on their myspace showed what appeared to be women - but what I saw at St. Pete were some drag queens. I hate to even use the term drag queens because some might say I'm insulting drag queens. To me it was more like guys in drag for halloween. They've updated their myspace profile since then. They have 3 comments - all new ones - but one person claims they should do an album with AFP/Vermillion.  That comment was posted tonight around 9 pm. . . interstingly they would not have even hit stage yet based on the schedule they posted on their twitter.

If this is some elaborate ruse - it is a very poorly executed one.
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Re: Angry much? Hair Machine
« Reply #11 on: March 29, 2009, 12:39:36 AM »

So, who's seen them? I'm a bit confused. Have they actually played on stage? What is this fight business?  :buck2:
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« Reply #12 on: March 29, 2009, 12:45:33 AM »

So, who's seen them? I'm a bit confused. Have they actually played on stage? What is this fight business?  :buck2:

yeah I wanna see some footage of this shiz STAT.
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Re: Angry much? Hair Machine
« Reply #13 on: March 29, 2009, 01:42:53 AM »

That Hair Machine band are just complete ho's I can't even imagine who they think they are...

indeed. suspicious how the middle ho looks like a certain vermillion sister.
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« Reply #14 on: March 29, 2009, 02:07:03 AM »

That Hair Machine band are just complete ho's I can't even imagine who they think they are...

indeed. suspicious how the middle ho looks like a certain vermillion sister.

lol so this is all a ruse...
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« Reply #15 on: March 29, 2009, 02:08:02 AM »

So, who's seen them? I'm a bit confused. Have they actually played on stage? What is this fight business?  :buck2:

yeah I wanna see some footage of this shiz STAT.

I don't have any actual footage.  This is from the St. Pete theater. I got some still photos but they came out horrible because the lighting was so low.  Their 'manager Steak' came out and introduced them.  Europe's The Final Countdown music started really loudly. Then the three persons came out to the microphones I took a few shots. I had then shut off my camera (didn't want to use up all the batteries on shots I felt wouldn't come out) and then the 'fight broke out'.
Within a few moments the one on stage right started 'fighting' the one center stage. This was worse than an actual cat fight because there were no actual blows or anything else. Guys don't fight like that. Heck women don't fight like that. At one point one of them fell onto the floor - and you could tell (s)he tripped. Then the initial instigator went after the one on stage left. The first two ran off the stage and the 'manager' came and dragged the last one off.

These are the photos I have - but I warn you not the best quality - the lights were just too far down.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/36797216@N06/3389477184/in/set-72157615963194678/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/36797216@N06/3389477362/in/set-72157615963194678/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/36797216@N06/3388666183/in/set-72157615963194678/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/36797216@N06/3388666209/in/set-72157615963194678/
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« Reply #16 on: March 29, 2009, 02:15:34 AM »

So, who's seen them? I'm a bit confused. Have they actually played on stage? What is this fight business?  :buck2:

yeah I wanna see some footage of this shiz STAT.

I don't have any actual footage.  This is from the St. Pete theater. I got some still photos but they came out horrible because the lighting was so low.  Their 'manager Steak' came out and introduced them.  Europe's The Final Countdown music started really loudly. Then the three persons came out to the microphones I took a few shots. I had then shut off my camera (didn't want to use up all the batteries on shots I felt wouldn't come out) and then the 'fight broke out'.
Within a few moments the one on stage right started 'fighting' the one center stage. This was worse than an actual cat fight because there were no actual blows or anything else. Guys don't fight like that. Heck women don't fight like that. At one point one of them fell onto the floor - and you could tell (s)he tripped. Then the initial instigator went after the one on stage left. The first two ran off the stage and the 'manager' came and dragged the last one off.

These are the photos I have - but I warn you not the best quality - the lights were just too far down.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/36797216@N06/3389477184/in/set-72157615963194678/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/36797216@N06/3389477362/in/set-72157615963194678/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/36797216@N06/3388666183/in/set-72157615963194678/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/36797216@N06/3388666209/in/set-72157615963194678/
and their 'manager Steak'
http://www.flickr.com/photos/36797216@N06/3389477426/in/set-72157615963194678/









rofl awesome, thanks! surely this is too ridiculous to be true?!
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Re: Angry much? Hair Machine
« Reply #17 on: March 29, 2009, 02:16:52 AM »

isn't that afp's sound guy?

ok. i' haven't seen this "band" but i'm already positive it's afp and vermillions.
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« Reply #18 on: March 29, 2009, 02:17:13 AM »

That Hair Machine band are just complete ho's I can't even imagine who they think they are...

indeed. suspicious how the middle ho looks like a certain vermillion sister.

lol so this is all a ruse...

their myspace page is genius. the song names, the fact that 'fuck marathon' has 369 plays...perfect.
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« Reply #19 on: March 29, 2009, 02:18:11 AM »




maybe they're touing w/ Alabama boyfight and Napalm Marshmallow.
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« Reply #20 on: March 29, 2009, 02:33:23 AM »

ahhh i love this so much
theyre probably the most amazing creation ever
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« Reply #21 on: March 29, 2009, 02:34:54 AM »

Calan - you were there feeding them - did you see Hair Machine backstage at all?

It could very well be some sort of trick. Looking back at the pictures now - It is a little obvious that these 'bad drag queens' aren't dudes at all.

It could be some sort of joke to see how quickly we'd all run to someone AFP recommended. I'll still check out anyone she does because so far I'm impressed.  . . or it could be to see how people react to a little less traditional theatrics. . .

I showed the pictures and discussed all this with hubby. He said that 'coming from the minds that thought up WKAP - why would I be shocked.'

I'm just dying for new from Ft. Laud. Not a tweet from any of them yet - lol.
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« Reply #22 on: March 29, 2009, 02:52:03 AM »




Haha it totally is...


How bad ass.

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« Reply #23 on: March 29, 2009, 03:00:17 AM »

hahahahahhahahaha, lmao
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« Reply #24 on: March 29, 2009, 03:03:00 AM »

Now if we could only figure out who killed Amanda. . .lol.
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« Reply #25 on: March 29, 2009, 03:19:06 AM »




Haha it totally is...


How bad ass.

AFP, KV, ZV!
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hahaha rawk.
 
it's cute how we all got so indignant on AFP's behalf like "omgz i can't believe those skanks called her a bitch!11!!" before we cottoned on to this being an elaborate joke. totally duped!
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« Reply #26 on: March 29, 2009, 03:30:50 AM »

I don't THINK they are a real band.

At the St. Pete show the lights were really low for their, um, act.  The photo they had on their myspace showed what appeared to be women - but what I saw at St. Pete were some drag queens. I hate to even use the term drag queens because some might say I'm insulting drag queens. To me it was more like guys in drag for halloween. They've updated their myspace profile since then. They have 3 comments - all new ones - but one person claims they should do an album with AFP/Vermillion.  That comment was posted tonight around 9 pm. . . interstingly they would not have even hit stage yet based on the schedule they posted on their twitter.

If this is some elaborate ruse - it is a very poorly executed one.
sounds to me it's not poorly executed at all ;)
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« Reply #27 on: March 29, 2009, 03:41:10 AM »

i was wrong to be skeptical of hair machine

they are an amazing group

a bit wet behind the ears,
but if they get their act together
they will get out of florida,
and will be performing nationally and beyond

i will certainly go out of my way to see them again

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« Reply #28 on: March 29, 2009, 03:52:06 AM »




Haha it totally is...


How bad ass.

AFP, KV, ZV!
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afp's teeth, too, are kind of a giveaway, and it's endearing she's making the 'i love you' sign rather than the headbanger sign :headbang:.
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« Reply #29 on: March 29, 2009, 04:11:18 AM »

So, this might seem out of place. But I am so fucking lucky to be a part of something like shadowbox and Amanda Palmer and The Dresden Dolls and this fanbase and people. I was staring at the Hair Machine picture, and I burst into fucking tears. I feel so welcome and like I belong with these people, in this crowd, listening to this amazing music. Fuck, I'm crying. I guess.. I don't know. I feel so happy and lucky to be a part of something like this. <3
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« Reply #30 on: March 29, 2009, 04:40:24 AM »

i wish i could have gotten to this thread sooner.

this is what i would have said:

"YOU GUYS ARE WACK!!! Hair Mashine is the coolist fucking band! They are the hottist hos down south.  I've been following them 4EVA!!!  Best band!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  FUck the hatiers!"
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Haha it totally is...
How bad ass.

AFP, KV, ZV!
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« Reply #32 on: March 29, 2009, 05:26:59 AM »

it's cute how we all got so indignant on AFP's behalf like "omgz i can't believe those skanks called her a bitch!11!!" before we cottoned on to this being an elaborate joke. totally duped!

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« Reply #33 on: March 29, 2009, 05:41:28 AM »

Oh, SOOOOO people who went to the show knew? I mean, seeing the pics, it's pretty obvious, so I must imagine that people who were actually there knew it was Mandy and VL, right?
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« Reply #34 on: March 29, 2009, 06:11:02 AM »

Part of me was hoping that AFP could release under Hair Machine, SSV style, thus fulfilling the contract and being freed without peeing on any desks. Alas, the world has changed since Eldritch pulled that trick, circumstances are different and I doubt she'd care to try to pull it off. Integrity can be a bitch sometimes.
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« Reply #35 on: March 29, 2009, 06:45:11 AM »


Haha it totally is...
How bad ass.

AFP, KV, ZV!
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Am I the only person that twigged straight away? I thought you would be on to it for sure!

as soon as i saw a pic, afp's mouth gave it away instantly for me  :buck2:
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« Reply #36 on: March 29, 2009, 06:48:12 AM »

This is hilarious! I fell for it at first and was like WHUA as if you'd get caught shop lifting when you were about to play a gig with AFP, but when I saw the photos it was obvious!
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« Reply #37 on: March 29, 2009, 07:54:00 AM »

So, this might seem out of place. But I am so fucking lucky to be a part of something like shadowbox and Amanda Palmer and The Dresden Dolls and this fanbase and people. I was staring at the Hair Machine picture, and I burst into fucking tears. I feel so welcome and like I belong with these people, in this crowd, listening to this amazing music. Fuck, I'm crying. I guess.. I don't know. I feel so happy and lucky to be a part of something like this. <3

not out of place @ all

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« Reply #38 on: March 29, 2009, 08:28:25 AM »

So, this might seem out of place. But I am so fucking lucky to be a part of something like shadowbox and Amanda Palmer and The Dresden Dolls and this fanbase and people. I was staring at the Hair Machine picture, and I burst into fucking tears. I feel so welcome and like I belong with these people, in this crowd, listening to this amazing music. Fuck, I'm crying. I guess.. I don't know. I feel so happy and lucky to be a part of something like this. <3

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« Reply #39 on: March 29, 2009, 12:26:38 PM »

As soon as they came out I knew who they were. Being in the front row helps.
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« Reply #40 on: March 29, 2009, 01:02:10 PM »

It's sort of like that Katy Perry/Prop 8 thing.

If you were in the crowd then you know. If you were far back in the venue, you may not have known.

If you were watching a distant or poor quality youtube video you may not know it really wasn't her, but if you watch a good quality video that zooms in enough you can tell.
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« Reply #41 on: March 29, 2009, 01:03:28 PM »




Haha it totally is...


How bad ass.

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afp's teeth, too, are kind of a giveaway, and it's endearing she's making the 'i love you' sign rather than the headbanger sign :headbang:.

As an appreciator of ASL, I love that too but I think in this case it's probably just a "oops forgot to tuck my thumb in" because HM is too metal to say "I love you" ;)
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« Reply #42 on: March 29, 2009, 01:11:28 PM »

Well she certainly got me good.  That picture really gives it away though.  It's pretty funny now.
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« Reply #43 on: March 29, 2009, 01:56:22 PM »

Too funny for words.  Thank you AfP and Vermillions! 

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« Reply #44 on: March 29, 2009, 02:04:31 PM »




Haha it totally is...


How bad ass.

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As an appreciator of ASL, I love that too but I think in this case it's probably just a "oops forgot to tuck my thumb in" because HM is too metal to say "I love you" ;)

agreed. i thought of it more as a freudian slip than anything intentional :). thanks for posting the picture, btw. i realized after mentioning the middle ho not everybody would know what i was talking about.
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« Reply #45 on: March 29, 2009, 02:52:34 PM »

I was in the third row - and I didn't know.  :embarassed:
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« Reply #48 on: March 29, 2009, 07:18:54 PM »

has anyone yet to post any hair machine vids on youtube?
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« Reply #49 on: March 29, 2009, 10:46:05 PM »

hair machine now has a facebook fan page

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« Reply #50 on: March 29, 2009, 11:26:28 PM »

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« Reply #51 on: March 29, 2009, 11:41:44 PM »


Europe's The Final Countdown music started really loudly. Then the three persons came out to the microphones I took a few shots.



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« Reply #53 on: March 29, 2009, 11:53:42 PM »

i was wrong to be skeptical of hair machine

they are an amazing group

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« Reply #55 on: March 30, 2009, 01:27:10 AM »

Whenever the EvelynEvelyn tour finally gets set up, these people need to be the openers....  :headbang: :headbang:
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« Reply #56 on: March 30, 2009, 01:40:44 AM »

Agreed.

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« Reply #57 on: March 30, 2009, 01:58:51 AM »



AFP doing heavy metal is like one crazy & sexy thought.

Hair Machine is heavier than one of Manowar's Vikings riding the Painkiller's motorcycle while dodging blood drops in a rain of axes.

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« Reply #58 on: March 30, 2009, 02:44:43 AM »

So Hella totally decided that Kayla was her girlfriend after she played "I Wanna Be On You, Hella Ella Eh Eh" on Uke, but I think Hyla was jealous. They ended up getting into a fight/makeout session after this photo was taken:


Edit
Here are photos by Briar Lawry:


Hyla


Spandexxxy


Jacket All Night Long


Steak helping out Holla. She was still on the cracks.


Psycho Hair Machine fans


Fuck Marathon


Hella apologizing to Roadrunner Records (who was in the audience) for blowing their chances at being on the label.

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« Reply #59 on: March 30, 2009, 03:14:36 AM »

youtube vids people! PLEASE!

AFP looks like Patience from Aussie band The Grates as a blonde...




The Blonde chick, not the guy!
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« Reply #60 on: March 30, 2009, 03:17:48 AM »

success!

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch/v/HZgmykPmVbQ" target="_blank" class="new_win">http://www.youtube.com/watch/v/HZgmykPmVbQ</a>

Final Countdown plus an on stage brawl. Apparently Amanda's (I mean is she Hella, Hyla or Holla???) boob popped out but wasn't caught on film...
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« Reply #61 on: March 30, 2009, 03:22:11 AM »

success!

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch/v/HZgmykPmVbQ" target="_blank" class="new_win">http://www.youtube.com/watch/v/HZgmykPmVbQ</a>

Final Countdown plus an on stage brawl. Apparently Amanda's (I mean is she hella Holla or???) boob popped out but wasn't caught on film...

Dude, that wasn't Amanda, Hella, or Holla. It was Hyla. Jesus FUCK
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« Reply #62 on: March 30, 2009, 03:25:13 AM »

Thanks for clearing that up!
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« Reply #63 on: March 30, 2009, 03:27:28 AM »

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch/v/DINv3AMsQOk" target="_blank" class="new_win">http://www.youtube.com/watch/v/DINv3AMsQOk</a>
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« Reply #64 on: March 30, 2009, 03:36:23 AM »

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« Reply #65 on: March 30, 2009, 03:39:23 AM »

Hair Machine are SpandexXxy as fuck. They totes molested me after the show.

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« Reply #66 on: March 30, 2009, 03:41:22 AM »

Hair Machine are SpandexXxy as fuck. They totes molested me after the show.

I heard a rumour about a leak of a copy of SpandexXxy that actually works.

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« Reply #67 on: March 30, 2009, 03:45:50 AM »

hahahaha this shit is AWESOME


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Hair Machine are SpandexXxy as fuck. They totes molested me after the show.

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« Reply #69 on: March 30, 2009, 03:50:40 AM »

Hair Machine are SpandexXxy as fuck. They totes molested me after the show.

I heard a rumour about a leak of a copy of SpandexXxy that actually works.

Yeah, I thought I heard something as well? Hopefully we'll hear it soon... I mean, the Final Countdown cover was pretty much the greatest thing ever, but still, I can't wait to see the kind of originals those girls bring out...

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« Reply #70 on: March 30, 2009, 03:53:35 AM »

hahahaha this shit is AWESOME


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« Reply #72 on: March 30, 2009, 04:00:06 AM »

hahahahha i'm laughing so hard i can barely breathe.
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Photos by Brianne Baumber. Larger versions available at http://www.flickr.com/photos/sinistered







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« Reply #74 on: March 30, 2009, 04:52:38 AM »

So now the mystery has unraveled.

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« Reply #75 on: March 30, 2009, 04:59:30 AM »


Hella apologizing to Roadrunner Records (who was in the audience) for blowing their chances at being on the label.

I love the suave tattoo cover up... but the irony is that tats are metal! ;)
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« Reply #77 on: March 30, 2009, 06:20:43 AM »

Whenever the EvelynEvelyn tour finally gets set up, these people need to be the openers....  :headbang: :headbang:

gawd, a few more years of travel boredom on tour,
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« Reply #78 on: March 30, 2009, 06:26:39 AM »

i was wrong to be skeptical of hair machine

they are an amazing group

a bit wet behind the ears,
but if they get their act together
they will get out of florida,
and will be performing nationally and beyond

i will certainly go out of my way to see them again

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Okay you seriously have to clue us in... Details man - we want details. PLEASE?!

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catch hair machine

ok, it's gotten time to say this in this thread

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« Reply #79 on: March 30, 2009, 06:43:31 AM »

I'm putting on a gig in June here in Australia, I'd LOVE the have hair machine headlining!  :headbang:
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« Reply #81 on: March 30, 2009, 09:20:42 AM »

I almost died from laughing while watching these videos. God, how I love them! Hair Machine rocks my socks! :headbang:
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« Reply #82 on: March 30, 2009, 09:27:24 AM »

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I find a twisted beauty in this...


...if you take it seriously you will get angry and appalled (at the disrespect, the ridiculousness, the boldness). If you don't take it seriously and you view it as what it is - a caricature of that sort of proposterous ego-mania that comes with RR bands, then you can enjoy it for what it is.
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« Reply #84 on: March 30, 2009, 11:52:33 AM »

- a caricature of that sort of proposterous ego-mania that comes with RR bands, then you can enjoy it for what it is.

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« Reply #85 on: March 30, 2009, 11:57:30 AM »

- a caricature of that sort of proposterous ego-mania that comes with RR bands, then you can enjoy it for what it is.

@egomania:coolsmiley:
You're such an egomaniac, Edgar, gosh!

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« Reply #86 on: March 30, 2009, 02:21:45 PM »

i got to see them rehearse / sound check.  kewlest band evah! they were amanda bashing even then and scuffling as well.

i think we should follow the great words of wisdom from another badass band, the Go-Gos (snicker)

'Our lips are sealed'

 :icon_rr:  Hiar Machine FTW  :icon_rr:
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« Reply #87 on: March 30, 2009, 02:31:31 PM »

aye



isn't that afp's sound guy?

ok. i' haven't seen this "band" but i'm already positive it's afp and vermillions.
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« Reply #88 on: March 30, 2009, 02:35:59 PM »

aye



isn't that afp's sound guy?

ok. i' haven't seen this "band" but i'm already positive it's afp and vermillions.

nice! the (un)usual suspects :).
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« Reply #89 on: March 30, 2009, 02:41:39 PM »

Dudes, it's not them. Trust me... i've met them.

Hyla fucking fell all over me and i had to help her up by her hair (and it's real) & Hella is totally dating Kayla now. I think Amanda might've picked them as a headliner because they LOOK so similiar.

Jessi and the others got HM's signatures on our fan sign in the back alley after the show. I'll have to take a picture of it later :)

And that wasn't AFP's sound guy, that was Steak! He was TOTES smoking the pots when we were trying to get our pictures taken.
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« Reply #90 on: March 30, 2009, 02:55:48 PM »

ahh come on, give it up. it was a nice run but it's fun to now know the truth. :] good show though for those who knew earlier and kept it up !

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« Reply #91 on: March 30, 2009, 03:03:16 PM »

Thank you Len for clearing that all up.

I'm adding them to twitter. 

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« Reply #92 on: March 30, 2009, 03:03:57 PM »

the only real explanation has to be doppelgangers. or life-sized robots. or bad clones, maybe.
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« Reply #93 on: March 30, 2009, 03:08:23 PM »

ahh come on, give it up. it was a nice run but it's fun to now know the truth. :] good show though for those who knew earlier and kept it up !

Dudes, it's not them. Trust me... i've met them...

I don't know why you're so skeptical of them - just because they rock as hard as Amanda and the Vermillions do doesn't mean they're the same people.
Can't Amanda, Zoe and Kim just have a little fun??? It's the same way with Evelyn Evelyn....
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« Reply #94 on: March 30, 2009, 03:10:39 PM »

ahh come on, give it up. it was a nice run but it's fun to now know the truth. :] good show though for those who knew earlier and kept it up !

Dudes, it's not them. Trust me... i've met them...

I don't know why you're so skeptical of them - just because they rock as hard as Amanda and the Vermillions do doesn't mean they're the same people.
Can't Amanda, Zoe and Kim just have a little fun??? It's the same way with Evelyn Evelyn....


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« Reply #95 on: March 30, 2009, 03:10:53 PM »

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I don't know why you're so skeptical of them - just because they rock as hard as Amanda and the Vermillions do doesn't mean they're the same people.
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« Reply #96 on: March 30, 2009, 03:18:07 PM »

Dudes, it's not them. Trust me... i've met them.

I don't have to trust Edgar on this. I had pizza with the Holla before the show while she was waiting for her connection. That's why they were late for the sound check. I know some of you think they're AFP and VL because they look alike but that's why Amanda asked them to play in the first place. She knew it would drive us crazy. Len can back me up on this. I told him about it when we were sitting at the bar before show.


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« Reply #97 on: March 30, 2009, 03:22:46 PM »

Dudes, it's not them. Trust me... i've met them.

I don't have to trust Edgar on this. I had pizza with the Holla before the show while she was waiting for her connection. That's why they were late for the sound check. I know some of you think they're AFP and VL because they look alike but that's why Amanda asked them to play in the first place. She knew it would drive us crazy. Len can back me up on this. I told him about it when we were sitting at the bar before show.


PS I know what green means and it doesn't apply here

I wish I could green the green, if you know what I mean.... You, Len, myself, and a BUNCH of people are all on the right track. I played my uke for Hella at the signing, and I would KNOW if that was one of the sisters or AFP that close up. Hella says I'm her new girlfriend but we all know how long that might last...
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« Reply #98 on: March 30, 2009, 03:24:51 PM »

Dudes, it's not them. Trust me... i've met them.

I don't have to trust Edgar on this. I had pizza with the Holla before the show while she was waiting for her connection. That's why they were late for the sound check. I know some of you think they're AFP and VL because they look alike but that's why Amanda asked them to play in the first place. She knew it would drive us crazy. Len can back me up on this. I told him about it when we were sitting at the bar before show.


PS I know what green means and it doesn't apply here

I wish I could green the green, if you know what I mean.... You, Len, myself, and a BUNCH of people are all on the right track. I played my uke for Hella at the signing, and I would KNOW if that was one of the sisters or AFP that close up. Hella says I'm her new girlfriend but we all know how long that might last...

Yeah, I'm pretty sure I saw her practically making out with Hyla while you were talking to Holla, Kayla. What a hooker.

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« Reply #99 on: March 30, 2009, 03:36:28 PM »

Dudes, it's not them. Trust me... i've met them.

I don't have to trust Edgar on this. I had pizza with the Holla before the show while she was waiting for her connection. That's why they were late for the sound check. I know some of you think they're AFP and VL because they look alike but that's why Amanda asked them to play in the first place. She knew it would drive us crazy. Len can back me up on this. I told him about it when we were sitting at the bar before show.


PS I know what green means and it doesn't apply here

I wish I could green the green, if you know what I mean.... You, Len, myself, and a BUNCH of people are all on the right track. I played my uke for Hella at the signing, and I would KNOW if that was one of the sisters or AFP that close up. Hella says I'm her new girlfriend but we all know how long that might last...

Yeah, I'm pretty sure I saw her practically making out with Hyla while you were talking to Holla, Kayla. What a hooker.

I heard she's a bit of a 'fuck marathon', if you know what I mean... that's why fidelity isn't on my list of priorities with her O0
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« Reply #100 on: March 30, 2009, 03:38:29 PM »

Dudes, it's not them. Trust me... i've met them.

I don't have to trust Edgar on this. I had pizza with the Holla before the show while she was waiting for her connection. That's why they were late for the sound check. I know some of you think they're AFP and VL because they look alike but that's why Amanda asked them to play in the first place. She knew it would drive us crazy. Len can back me up on this. I told him about it when we were sitting at the bar before show.


PS I know what green means and it doesn't apply here

I wish I could green the green, if you know what I mean.... You, Len, myself, and a BUNCH of people are all on the right track. I played my uke for Hella at the signing, and I would KNOW if that was one of the sisters or AFP that close up. Hella says I'm her new girlfriend but we all know how long that might last...

Yeah, I'm pretty sure I saw her practically making out with Hyla while you were talking to Holla, Kayla. What a hooker.

I heard she's a bit of a 'fuck marathon', if you know what I mean... that's why fidelity isn't on my list of priorities with her O0

She's totes spandexxxy enough, it's true. I would be on that like whoa.

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« Reply #101 on: March 30, 2009, 03:49:03 PM »

ok so to anyone who thinks these kids are serious, consider the following.

01) Hair Machine has a myspace and a twitter, both of which were just created a couple days ago.

02) they have never played any shows other than AFP + VL 's recent sets

03) google them. there is nothing about them.

04) they never appeared at the same time as AP or VL.

05) they had no merch available.

06) they had no list to sign.

07) they claim to have opened for The Donnas amongst other bands. So I looked it up. The Donnas just so happen to keep very nice records of all their previous shows including all opening acts. http://www.thedonnas.com/tour-archive?event_page=1  no hair machine... in fact no FL at all.

08) look at a picture and get a clue.

09) one of my best friends is a local musician from Hallandale and he's never heard of them. indeed no one from my group of friends among south florida have heard of them and they're all local band friendly types.

10) i was debating calling Gainesville police department to verify the arrest record, just so I could say here "never happened...." BUT it's just too much trouble. if anyone really wants to take it that far please feel free to post back with an arrest report, i'd love to see it!

:] as i said fun fun fun indeed, but lets not fake stuff up to promote the realness of the band... the girls are doing enough of that themselves.

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« Reply #102 on: March 30, 2009, 03:56:02 PM »

Okay. For all the effort you're putting into this, it's kind of impressive. But, for the record, people are HAVING FUN with this. Evelyn Evelyn is the same concept, and people all over the Box LOVE them, and don't spoil the act. Why do we have to treat Hair Machine any differently?? :)

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« Reply #103 on: March 30, 2009, 04:03:03 PM »

fair enough, heheh. i'm not familiar with Evelyn Evelyn. but yeah not a word more from me.  :]

Okay. For all the effort you're putting into this, it's kind of impressive. But, for the record, people are HAVING FUN with this. Evelyn Evelyn is the same concept, and people all over the Box LOVE them, and don't spoil the act. Why do we have to treat Hair Machine any differently?? :)


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« Reply #104 on: March 30, 2009, 04:05:06 PM »

Thank you Len for clearing that all up.

I'm adding them to twitter. 

Which song from the show was the best?

"Fuck Marathon" was my favorite. "Highway Panther" wasn't too bad either, but I totally have the "Spandexxxy" chorus stuck in my head.

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Spandexxxy - So Tight
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« Reply #105 on: March 30, 2009, 04:05:23 PM »

ok so to anyone who thinks these kids are serious, consider the following.

01) Hair Machine has a myspace and a twitter, both of which were just created a couple days ago.

02) they have never played any shows other than AFP + VL 's recent sets

03) google them. there is nothing about them.

04) they never appeared at the same time as AP or VL.

05) they had no merch available.

06) they had no list to sign.

07) they claim to have opened for The Donnas amongst other bands. So I looked it up. The Donnas just so happen to keep very nice records of all their previous shows including all opening acts. http://www.thedonnas.com/tour-archive?event_page=1  no hair machine... in fact no FL at all.

08) look at a picture and get a clue.

09) one of my best friends is a local musician from Hallandale and he's never heard of them. indeed no one from my group of friends among south florida have heard of them and they're all local band friendly types.

10) i was debating calling Gainesville police department to verify the arrest record, just so I could say here "never happened...." BUT it's just too much trouble. if anyone really wants to take it that far please feel free to post back with an arrest report, i'd love to see it!

:] as i said fun fun fun indeed, but lets not fake stuff up to promote the realness of the band... the girls are doing enough of that themselves.

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« Reply #106 on: March 30, 2009, 04:06:30 PM »

ok so to anyone who thinks these kids are serious, consider the following.

01) Hair Machine has a myspace and a twitter, both of which were just created a couple days ago.

02) they have never played any shows other than AFP + VL 's recent sets

03) google them. there is nothing about them.

04) they never appeared at the same time as AP or VL.

05) they had no merch available.

06) they had no list to sign.

07) they claim to have opened for The Donnas amongst other bands. So I looked it up. The Donnas just so happen to keep very nice records of all their previous shows including all opening acts. http://www.thedonnas.com/tour-archive?event_page=1  no hair machine... in fact no FL at all.

08) look at a picture and get a clue.

09) one of my best friends is a local musician from Hallandale and he's never heard of them. indeed no one from my group of friends among south florida have heard of them and they're all local band friendly types.

10) i was debating calling Gainesville police department to verify the arrest record, just so I could say here "never happened...." BUT it's just too much trouble. if anyone really wants to take it that far please feel free to post back with an arrest report, i'd love to see it!

:] as i said fun fun fun indeed, but lets not fake stuff up to promote the realness of the band... the girls are doing enough of that themselves.

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« Reply #107 on: March 30, 2009, 04:10:20 PM »

i would like to congratulate HM on their new 7 album deal tho.
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« Reply #108 on: March 30, 2009, 04:24:05 PM »

Finally managed to get some lyrics out of Hella... or Hyla... I can't never tell them apart.  Anyway.  The hot one.


SPANDEXXXY
Where's the blow? Where's the blow?

Hella: Hella, Holla, Hyla, ho. Which one of you bitches took my blow? Nevermind if you don't know. Hella knows where to go. But right now I'm feeling sexy, feeling fancy. Spandexxxy

All: Spandexxxy, so tight. Spandexxxy, so nice. Zebra, Leopard, Tiger prints. Spandexxxy, so right.

Hyla:  All right, I'm the star! You little girls don't know who you are. Tonight, meet me at the bar. I'm too drunk... here take my car. But I can still be sexy, feeling fancy. Spandexxxy

All: Spandexxxy, so tight. Spandexxxy, so nice. Zebra, Leopard, Tiger prints. Spandexxxy, so right.

Holla: Where's all the blow?
Hella: You don't know?
Hyla: I'm so much on blow
Hella&Holla: You ho!

(random bickering)


I hear there's a leaked track from an old demo circulating as well.  Remember kiddies.... trading unsharables makes the baby Jesus cry.  :knuppel2:
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« Reply #109 on: March 30, 2009, 04:37:44 PM »

Finally managed to get some lyrics out of Hella... or Hyla... I can't never tell them apart.  Anyway.  The hot one.


SPANDEXXXY
Where's the blow? Where's the blow?

Hella: Hella, Holla, Hyla, ho. Which one of you bitches took my blow? Nevermind if you don't know. Hella knows where to go. But right now I'm feeling sexy, feeling fancy. Spandexxxy

All: Spandexxxy, so tight. Spandexxxy, so nice. Zebra, Leopard, Tiger prints. Spandexxxy, so right.

Hyla:  All right, I'm the star! You little girls don't know who you are. Tonight, meet me at the bar. I'm too drunk... here take my car. But I can still be sexy, feeling fancy. Spandexxxy

All: Spandexxxy, so tight. Spandexxxy, so nice. Zebra, Leopard, Tiger prints. Spandexxxy, so right.

Holla: Where's all the blow?
Hella: You don't know?
Hyla: I'm so much on blow
Hella&Holla: You ho!

(random bickering)


I hear there's a leaked track from an old demo circulating as well.  Remember kiddies.... trading unsharables makes the baby Jesus cry.  :knuppel2:

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« Reply #110 on: March 30, 2009, 04:56:02 PM »

01) Hair Machine has a myspace and a twitter, both of which were just created a couple days ago.
      AFP hooked them up with that. They're not up to speed on the net stuff. They don't really have their shit together

02) they have never played any shows other than AFP + VL 's recent sets
      I'm pretty sure they played at the Cold Keg (http://www.myspace.com/coldkegnightclub) in Melbourne awhile back

03) google them. there is nothing about them.
     Google is not the oracle of delphi

04) they never appeared at the same time as AP or VL.
      I was with Holla while AFP and VL were doing their sound checks

05) they had no merch available.
     They don't have their shit together enough for merch

06) they had no list to sign.
     Again, they don't have their shit together
     

07) they claim to have opened for The Donnas amongst other bands. So I looked it up. The Donnas just so happen to keep very nice records of all their previous shows including all opening acts. http://www.thedonnas.com/tour-archive?event_page=1  no hair machine... in fact no FL at all.
    So, they padded their resume, everybody does that.

08) look at a picture and get a clue.
     The resemblance is the whole point.

09) one of my best friends is a local musician from Hallandale and he's never heard of them. indeed no one from my group of friends among south florida have heard of them and they're all local band friendly types.
    Maybe they play more out of town.

10) i was debating calling Gainesville police department to verify the arrest record, just so I could say here "never happened...." BUT it's just too much trouble. if anyone really wants to take it that far please feel free to post back with an arrest report, i'd love to see it!
    Here you go
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« Reply #111 on: March 30, 2009, 05:35:39 PM »

they were voted best live act at 'shout at the gator,' for christ's sake. what more cred do they need than that? 
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« Reply #112 on: March 30, 2009, 05:53:12 PM »

Dudes, it's not them. Trust me... i've met them.

Hyla fucking fell all over me and i had to help her up by her hair (and it's real) & Hella is totally dating Kayla now. I think Amanda might've picked them as a headliner because they LOOK so similiar.

Jessi and the others got HM's signatures on our fan sign in the back alley after the show. I'll have to take a picture of it later :)

And that wasn't AFP's sound guy, that was Steak! He was TOTES smoking the pots when we were trying to get our pictures taken.
Dude, as someone who goes through all of AFP's photos, I can tell you you're all high. So not the same people. I've seen enough photos to prove they aren't AFP+VL. They are REAL.
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« Reply #113 on: March 30, 2009, 06:03:10 PM »

ok so to anyone who thinks these kids are serious, consider the following.

01) Hair Machine has a myspace and a twitter, both of which were just created a couple days ago.

02) they have never played any shows other than AFP + VL 's recent sets

03) google them. there is nothing about them.

04) they never appeared at the same time as AP or VL.

05) they had no merch available.

06) they had no list to sign.

07) they claim to have opened for The Donnas amongst other bands. So I looked it up. The Donnas just so happen to keep very nice records of all their previous shows including all opening acts. http://www.thedonnas.com/tour-archive?event_page=1  no hair machine... in fact no FL at all.

08) look at a picture and get a clue.

09) one of my best friends is a local musician from Hallandale and he's never heard of them. indeed no one from my group of friends among south florida have heard of them and they're all local band friendly types.

10) i was debating calling Gainesville police department to verify the arrest record, just so I could say here "never happened...." BUT it's just too much trouble. if anyone really wants to take it that far please feel free to post back with an arrest report, i'd love to see it!

:] as i said fun fun fun indeed, but lets not fake stuff up to promote the realness of the band... the girls are doing enough of that themselves.

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« Reply #114 on: March 30, 2009, 06:08:05 PM »

Finally managed to get some lyrics out of Hella... or Hyla... I can't never tell them apart.  Anyway.  The hot one.


SPANDEXXXY
Where's the blow? Where's the blow?

Hella: Hella, Holla, Hyla, ho. Which one of you bitches took my blow? Nevermind if you don't know. Hella knows where to go. But right now I'm feeling sexy, feeling fancy. Spandexxxy

All: Spandexxxy, so tight. Spandexxxy, so nice. Zebra, Leopard, Tiger prints. Spandexxxy, so right.

Hyla:  All right, I'm the star! You little girls don't know who you are. Tonight, meet me at the bar. I'm too drunk... here take my car. But I can still be sexy, feeling fancy. Spandexxxy

All: Spandexxxy, so tight. Spandexxxy, so nice. Zebra, Leopard, Tiger prints. Spandexxxy, so right.

Holla: Where's all the blow?
Hella: You don't know?
Hyla: I'm so much on blow
Hella&Holla: You ho!

(random bickering)


I hear there's a leaked track from an old demo circulating as well.  Remember kiddies.... trading unsharables makes the baby Jesus cry.  :knuppel2:

Awesome lyrics.


Amanda Palmer and the Dresden Dolls do not have a vested interested if say, the new Weezer album or *gasp unshareable/unreleased demos are posted on the Shadowbox, right? So why does it matter if Hair Machine's stuff is shared? Is AFP taking those basketcases under her wing or something?
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Re: Angry much? Hair Machine
« Reply #115 on: March 30, 2009, 06:10:24 PM »

ok so to anyone who thinks these kids are serious, consider the following.

01) Hair Machine has a myspace and a twitter, both of which were just created a couple days ago.

02) they have never played any shows other than AFP + VL 's recent sets

03) google them. there is nothing about them.

04) they never appeared at the same time as AP or VL.

05) they had no merch available.

06) they had no list to sign.

07) they claim to have opened for The Donnas amongst other bands. So I looked it up. The Donnas just so happen to keep very nice records of all their previous shows including all opening acts. http://www.thedonnas.com/tour-archive?event_page=1  no hair machine... in fact no FL at all.

08) look at a picture and get a clue.

09) one of my best friends is a local musician from Hallandale and he's never heard of them. indeed no one from my group of friends among south florida have heard of them and they're all local band friendly types.

10) i was debating calling Gainesville police department to verify the arrest record, just so I could say here "never happened...." BUT it's just too much trouble. if anyone really wants to take it that far please feel free to post back with an arrest report, i'd love to see it!

:] as i said fun fun fun indeed, but lets not fake stuff up to promote the realness of the band... the girls are doing enough of that themselves.

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Re: Angry much? Hair Machine
« Reply #116 on: March 30, 2009, 06:15:11 PM »

lol at the hell that just broke loose
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« Reply #117 on: March 30, 2009, 07:01:37 PM »

ok so to anyone who thinks these kids are serious, consider the following.

01) Hair Machine has a myspace and a twitter, both of which were just created a couple days ago.

02) they have never played any shows other than AFP + VL 's recent sets

03) google them. there is nothing about them.

04) they never appeared at the same time as AP or VL.

05) they had no merch available.

06) they had no list to sign.

07) they claim to have opened for The Donnas amongst other bands. So I looked it up. The Donnas just so happen to keep very nice records of all their previous shows including all opening acts. http://www.thedonnas.com/tour-archive?event_page=1  no hair machine... in fact no FL at all.

08) look at a picture and get a clue.

09) one of my best friends is a local musician from Hallandale and he's never heard of them. indeed no one from my group of friends among south florida have heard of them and they're all local band friendly types.

10) i was debating calling Gainesville police department to verify the arrest record, just so I could say here "never happened...." BUT it's just too much trouble. if anyone really wants to take it that far please feel free to post back with an arrest report, i'd love to see it!

:] as i said fun fun fun indeed, but lets not fake stuff up to promote the realness of the band... the girls are doing enough of that themselves.

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« Reply #118 on: March 30, 2009, 07:11:14 PM »

Finally managed to get some lyrics out of Hella... or Hyla... I can't never tell them apart.  Anyway.  The hot one.


SPANDEXXXY
Where's the blow? Where's the blow?

Hella: Hella, Holla, Hyla, ho. Which one of you bitches took my blow? Nevermind if you don't know. Hella knows where to go. But right now I'm feeling sexy, feeling fancy. Spandexxxy

All: Spandexxxy, so tight. Spandexxxy, so nice. Zebra, Leopard, Tiger prints. Spandexxxy, so right.

Hyla:  All right, I'm the star! You little girls don't know who you are. Tonight, meet me at the bar. I'm too drunk... here take my car. But I can still be sexy, feeling fancy. Spandexxxy

All: Spandexxxy, so tight. Spandexxxy, so nice. Zebra, Leopard, Tiger prints. Spandexxxy, so right.

Holla: Where's all the blow?
Hella: You don't know?
Hyla: I'm so much on blow
Hella&Holla: You ho!

(random bickering)


I hear there's a leaked track from an old demo circulating as well.  Remember kiddies.... trading unsharables makes the baby Jesus cry.  :knuppel2:

But I want it soooo bad.  Has HM said it's unsharable?  Anyway what do they expect when they don't have an album for us?
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« Reply #119 on: March 30, 2009, 07:17:28 PM »

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« Reply #120 on: March 30, 2009, 08:20:47 PM »

youtube vids people! PLEASE!

AFP looks like Patience from Aussie band The Grates as a blonde...




The Blonde chick, not the guy!


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« Reply #121 on: March 30, 2009, 10:46:57 PM »

i would like to congratulate HM on their new 7 album deal tho.

I think they want to beat you up. I would be careful apparently they have dickes (sic) of rock.

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« Reply #122 on: March 30, 2009, 11:47:49 PM »

Dudes, it's not them. Trust me... i've met them.

I don't have to trust Edgar on this. I had pizza with the Holla before the show while she was waiting for her connection. That's why they were late for the sound check. I know some of you think they're AFP and VL because they look alike but that's why Amanda asked them to play in the first place. She knew it would drive us crazy. Len can back me up on this. I told him about it when we were sitting at the bar before show.

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« Reply #123 on: March 30, 2009, 11:48:58 PM »

Dudes, it's not them. Trust me... i've met them.

I don't have to trust Edgar on this. I had pizza with the Holla before the show while she was waiting for her connection. That's why they were late for the sound check. I know some of you think they're AFP and VL because they look alike but that's why Amanda asked them to play in the first place. She knew it would drive us crazy. Len can back me up on this. I told him about it when we were sitting at the bar before show.


PS I know what green means and it doesn't apply here

I wish I could green the green, if you know what I mean.... You, Len, myself, and a BUNCH of people are all on the right track. I played my uke for Hella at the signing, and I would KNOW if that was one of the sisters or AFP that close up. Hella says I'm her new girlfriend but we all know how long that might last...

appeared to me, that she was more your fan than the other way around
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« Reply #124 on: March 31, 2009, 01:00:42 AM »


10) i was debating calling Gainesville police department to verify the arrest record, just so I could say here "never happened...." BUT it's just too much trouble. if anyone really wants to take it that far please feel free to post back with an arrest report, i'd love to see it!

:] as i said fun fun fun indeed, but lets not fake stuff up to promote the realness of the band... the girls are doing enough of that themselves.

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« Reply #125 on: March 31, 2009, 03:15:33 AM »

what gig are you putting on??

Just a  :headbang: "rock"  :headbang: gig. Part of the music course I am doing is to organise a gig. I had lots of ideas that the rest of the class seemed impartial to because it was "too much work".

Check out hotcakes... They are like the male version of Hair Machine! Imagine them co-headlining!

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« Reply #126 on: March 31, 2009, 03:54:25 AM »

MUSIC VID!  HAIR MACHINE, I want some of you in my living room.  The shoplifter in me needs a music video to bond with!
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« Reply #127 on: March 31, 2009, 04:20:39 AM »

A couple of notes from my perspective. . . I'm not doing the quotey things because there are too many posts I've missed. . lol.

Beth - please don't beat me with the bat. I didn't know we weren't supposed to 'leak things'. My bad.  This newbie shut her mouth better. LOL. I'll log into my twitter and delete certain tweets. (Will you add me if I do? Heheheh.)

LaryB - C'mon that arrest record is so fake. I certainly do not buy for one minute that some mama named their girls Hella, Holla, Hyla. That is obviously photoshopped. The real one is out there but under her real name - not her stage name. I don't know what the green means - can you PM me pls?

Sylvia K - Can you prove that Jesus does exist?

Astronaut - I met you @ St Pete. You seem to be a very lovely girl. I would hate to see you get your heart broken in a rock & roll relationship. . . By all means be a groupie - and a loyal one - but please don't get your heart broken.

Breathmint - I have an old friend from high school who has been a musician for years. I spent one evening on the phone with him telling him how he isn't advertising enough. He's been doing this for years - has his own album and doesn't have any videos or merch. It costs a lot of money to get say shirts printed up - and it comes out of the artists pocket. Videos, photo shoots, all that stuff costs mad money. Artists don't get much for gigs until they are huge - and even then the record company gets most of it.

As far as why AFP is taking them under her wing - I can only imagine that with the great heart that she has that she is giving back to the community. Maybe she has the hots for one of them. Maybe she saw in them great potential. Maybe it is all of it. Not a single fan of AFP can say she doesn't have a beautiful heart. Heck it gives me hope that if one day my children are grown that I can beg AFP to give me a chance to go on tour with her.


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« Reply #128 on: March 31, 2009, 04:43:04 AM »

youtube vids people! PLEASE!

AFP looks like Patience from Aussie band The Grates as a blonde...




The Blonde chick, not the guy!


mmmmm, patience (though she was cuter as a brunette)

I'm in agreement with you on that one...
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« Reply #129 on: March 31, 2009, 05:03:10 AM »

I hear there's a leaked track from an old demo circulating as well.  Remember kiddies.... trading unsharables makes the baby Jesus cry.  :knuppel2:
Beth you are awesome.

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« Reply #130 on: March 31, 2009, 05:08:02 AM »

Domestibot - I have to bow before you for finding this. . .  now there is undeniable proof Hair Machine is NOT AFP/VL. I am not nearly as familiar with the lovely voices of VL but there is NO WAY IN (Insert your fave profanity here) that is AFP.

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« Reply #131 on: March 31, 2009, 05:24:41 AM »

Finding What? o_O;;

And Wtf totalfrog? I would NEVER say something like that to Beth. 

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« Reply #132 on: March 31, 2009, 05:30:27 AM »

Finding What? o_O;;

And Wtf totalfrog? I would NEVER say something like that to Beth. 

So you are saying you don't think Beth is awesome?  :o
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« Reply #133 on: March 31, 2009, 05:40:12 AM »

Of course I wouldn't, foo! it goes without saying or even thinking. 

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« Reply #134 on: March 31, 2009, 06:05:23 AM »

Finding What? o_O;;

And Wtf totalfrog? I would NEVER say something like that to Beth. 

There was a player - and it was playing Spandexxy! I heard it - it was here. Now it is GONE. WAH!!!!

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« Reply #135 on: March 31, 2009, 06:08:02 AM »

Finding What? o_O;;

And Wtf totalfrog? I would NEVER say something like that to Beth. 

There was a player - and it was playing Spandexxy! I heard it - it was here. Now it is GONE. WAH!!!!

I knew I should've quoted it or something!

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« Reply #136 on: March 31, 2009, 06:10:57 AM »

gurl, you crazy.  I don't know nothin' about nothin'!

You can call me a lot of things (including an insomniac) - but crazy I am not. I oughta know - the bunnies under my bed told me so!

Seriously that's not funny. You posted it and now you've removed it. And you are denying it.

AND I'm sure that there has to be proof of it in the logs that Beth can find and  :knuppel2: you for posting it in the first place.

 :'( Trying to pick on me.
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« Reply #137 on: March 31, 2009, 06:19:29 AM »

gurl, you crazy.  I don't know nothin' about nothin'!

You can call me a lot of things (including an insomniac) - but crazy I am not. I oughta know - the bunnies under my bed told me so!

Seriously that's not funny. You posted it and now you've removed it. And you are denying it.

AND I'm sure that there has to be proof of it in the logs that Beth can find and  :knuppel2: you for posting it in the first place.

 :'( Trying to pick on me.
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« Reply #138 on: March 31, 2009, 06:21:13 AM »

What?!  >:(

Pick on YOU?!  :o

I'm the one having to put up with your vicious slander!! Sic your Beth on me, she'll see I'm just a patsy.  I put my faith in the truth.  

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« Reply #139 on: March 31, 2009, 06:25:27 AM »

Maybe you dreamed it?  >:D

Nope - I've been here the whole time reading older posts. Have been awake for hours.
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« Reply #140 on: March 31, 2009, 06:27:23 AM »

I'm the one having to put up with your vicious slander!! Sic your Beth on me, she'll see I'm just a patsy.  I put my faith in the truth.  

and MY bunnies could win in a throw-down with yours.   :coolsmiley:

She's not my Beth. LOL.  I've never even met her. Just because I lurk on her tweets too. LOL. 

Slander? Well if the shoe fits. . . You're a patsy eh? Sounds like a cop-out to me!

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« Reply #141 on: March 31, 2009, 06:30:30 AM »

The only way to solve this is a bunny death match. Two bunnies go in only one comes out....
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« Reply #142 on: March 31, 2009, 06:36:18 AM »

The only way to solve this is a bunny death match. Two bunnies go in only one comes out....

The problem is we'd need witnesses - and I'm beginning to wonder who I can trust. . . lol.
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« Reply #143 on: March 31, 2009, 06:40:26 AM »

The only way to solve this is a bunny death match. Two bunnies go in only one comes out....

The problem is we'd need witnesses - and I'm beginning to wonder who I can trust. . . lol.

Well I would volunteer but I wouldn't want to witness ultra violent bunny carnage. Surely there is someone here who wants to see a fluffy little bunny rabbit get shredded...
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« Reply #144 on: March 31, 2009, 06:45:42 AM »

Well I would volunteer but I wouldn't want to witness ultra violent bunny carnage. Surely there is someone here who wants to see a fluffy little bunny rabbit get shredded...

Mine aren't fluffy little bunnies. . . they're big huge DUST BUNNIES. . . WITH FANGS.
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« Reply #145 on: March 31, 2009, 06:55:34 AM »

The only way to solve this is a bunny death match. Two bunnies go in only one comes out....

Fuck yeah, let's do this! Your bunnies with their fangs, mine with their billy clubs.  It shall be epic.  honourable judge totalfrog presiding. 

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« Reply #146 on: March 31, 2009, 07:43:00 AM »

The only way to solve this is a bunny death match. Two bunnies go in only one comes out....

Fuck yeah, let's do this! Your bunnies with their fangs, mine with their billy clubs.  It shall be epic.  honourable judge totalfrog presiding. 
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« Reply #147 on: March 31, 2009, 07:50:53 AM »

The only way to solve this is a bunny death match. Two bunnies go in only one comes out....

Fuck yeah, let's do this! Your bunnies with their fangs, mine with their billy clubs.  It shall be epic.  honourable judge totalfrog presiding. 
Now it sounds like an episode of Iron Chef...

AAargh!! Back away from the bunnies... take a deep breath ... and think to yourself "what would Hair Machine do?"
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« Reply #148 on: March 31, 2009, 08:06:14 AM »

Now it sounds like an episode of Iron Chef...

Even better! The arena shall be a gigantic frying pan. 

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« Reply #149 on: March 31, 2009, 08:07:54 AM »

You know, someone once said that all they wanted from their rock 'n roll was "3 chords and the truth". I say fuck that. 2 chords and a lie rock much harder. Gimme some blow.

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« Reply #150 on: March 31, 2009, 09:34:27 AM »

dudes i heard that "F-Mother" and "Highway Panther" leaked as well. REAL versions. wtffffff
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« Reply #152 on: March 31, 2009, 09:56:47 AM »

FUCK! Someone posted Spandexxxy? and I MISSED it.

Beth, are you 100% sure that it's unsharable? I need to hear this.... damn.

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« Reply #153 on: March 31, 2009, 10:01:17 AM »

I hear there's a leaked track from an old demo circulating as well.  Remember kiddies.... trading unsharables makes the baby Jesus cry.  :knuppel2:

Fuck that, Beth! and Fuck baby Jesus too! I loaded that sucka up on to imeem, and if hair machine has something to say about it, tell them to go frak themselves with a curling iron.  I rebel, bitches!   

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« Reply #154 on: March 31, 2009, 10:06:20 AM »

Woah.


wtf. this is like... crazy. Edgar is sitting beside me and he called it trashulous. Hair Machine... you are awesome.

dudes i heard that "F-Mother" and "Highway Panther" leaked as well. REAL versions. wtffffff

I am seriously excited if this is true.

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« Reply #155 on: March 31, 2009, 10:18:11 AM »

I hear there's a leaked track from an old demo circulating as well.  Remember kiddies.... trading unsharables makes the baby Jesus cry.  :knuppel2:

Fuck that, Beth! and Fuck baby Jesus too! I loaded that sucka up on to imeem, and if hair machine has something to say about it, tell them to go frak themselves with a curling iron.  I rebel, bitches!   

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« Reply #156 on: March 31, 2009, 10:29:34 AM »

That's tragically beautiful.

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« Reply #157 on: March 31, 2009, 10:42:52 AM »

Hahahaha I love this.
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« Reply #158 on: March 31, 2009, 11:39:01 AM »

thats not the real song... spandexxxy is some srsly hot trash and comes in at 1:35 ! see http://www.last.fm/music/Hair+Machine!/_/Spandexxxy   and   http://www.myspace.com/hairmachine

i'm currently reworking the source on this and the other demos and the remix EP should be dropping sometime in april.

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« Reply #159 on: March 31, 2009, 11:43:14 AM »

thats not the real song... spandexxxy is some srsly hot trash and comes in at 1:35 ! see http://www.last.fm/music/Hair+Machine!/_/Spandexxxy   and   http://www.myspace.com/hairmachine

i'm currently reworking the source on this and the other demos and the remix EP should be dropping sometime in april.

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huh? the spandexxxy on the last.fm is the exact same as the one domestibot posted:
http://www.last.fm/music/Hair+Machine/+albums
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« Reply #160 on: March 31, 2009, 11:56:28 AM »

yeah im not sure what that is, but its not Hair Machine!

huh? the spandexxxy on the last.fm is the exact same as the one domestibot posted:
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« Reply #161 on: March 31, 2009, 12:00:43 PM »

yeah im not sure what that is, but its not Hair Machine!

huh? the spandexxxy on the last.fm is the exact same as the one domestibot posted:
http://www.last.fm/music/Hair+Machine/+albums
i got the link from their facebook ;)
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« Reply #162 on: March 31, 2009, 12:02:39 PM »

their facebook is a fan page, not official... you have been sucked in to some fake sheeat! i will share the real demos later. im busy eating hummus now.

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« Reply #163 on: March 31, 2009, 12:12:16 PM »

UAHAHAHAH at the last fm. Oh my God. if that's what I think it is.....

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« Reply #164 on: March 31, 2009, 12:21:33 PM »

It Soviet Russia you don't listen to Hair Machine, Hair Machine listen to you!
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« Reply #165 on: March 31, 2009, 12:29:14 PM »

OH! they are online on myspace now, perhaps we will be getting an update soon?
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« Reply #166 on: March 31, 2009, 12:39:20 PM »

OH! they are online on myspace now, perhaps we will be getting an update soon?

Oh, they'll update us alright.  You'll be hearing an update on how they'll be bringing charges against ME for releasing the TRUE version of Spandexxxy.   :coolsmiley:

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« Reply #167 on: March 31, 2009, 12:47:14 PM »

How do you download stuff off last.fm?  I want Highway Panther in my personal collection.
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« Reply #168 on: March 31, 2009, 12:49:24 PM »

heheeheh

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« Reply #169 on: March 31, 2009, 12:50:50 PM »

How do you download stuff off last.fm?  I want Highway Panther in my personal collection.

Wish Granted... at least from my end of things. 

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« Reply #171 on: March 31, 2009, 01:32:11 PM »

after listening to 'f-mother' about 40x on repeat, i can TOTALLY see why roadrunner offered HM a seven record deal.

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« Reply #172 on: March 31, 2009, 02:25:57 PM »

I WANT TO IN-VITRO FERTILIZE THOSE BETCHES!

Yeah! My god Highway Panther is such a fucking badass song. I wish I could have listened to the leak for the first time with my buddies in Florida. =(
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« Reply #173 on: March 31, 2009, 02:33:07 PM »

I WANT TO IN-VITRO FERTILIZE THOSE BETCHES!

Yeah! My god Highway Panther is such a fucking badass song. I wish I could have listened to the leak for the first time with my buddies in Florida. =(

i know! the florida 'boxers got really, really lucky :).

i'm trying to get the lyrics to 'highway panther' down, but i'm kind of struggling a bit with the dialog at the end (in the sense that i only have two hands, one of which writes well, and hella, holla and hyla all talk REALLY fast and all over each other. i can't imagine why).
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« Reply #174 on: March 31, 2009, 02:36:44 PM »

Spandexxxxxxxy.
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« Reply #175 on: March 31, 2009, 03:14:52 PM »

So like how do we get copies of this for our MP3 and stuff?

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« Reply #176 on: March 31, 2009, 03:16:01 PM »

I hear there's a leaked track from an old demo circulating as well.  Remember kiddies.... trading unsharables makes the baby Jesus cry.  :knuppel2:

Fuck that, Beth! and Fuck baby Jesus too! I loaded that sucka up on to imeem, and if hair machine has something to say about it, tell them to go frak themselves with a curling iron.  I rebel, bitches!   

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« Reply #177 on: March 31, 2009, 03:30:06 PM »

after listening to 'f-mother' about 40x on repeat, i can TOTALLY see why roadrunner offered HM a seven record deal.

'highway panther' is my new favorite song. 

something tells me HM's got some mad negotiating skillZ.

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« Reply #178 on: March 31, 2009, 03:53:52 PM »

after listening to 'f-mother' about 40x on repeat, i can TOTALLY see why roadrunner offered HM a seven record deal.

'highway panther' is my new favorite song. 

something tells me HM's got some mad negotiating skillZ.

yeah, and you can just imagine what those "skillz" are where the three of them are concerned.
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« Reply #179 on: March 31, 2009, 04:37:10 PM »

highway panther
silver
blanket
unzip
sautee
hose
glitterclit
ravish
puppet
salivate
monster
capo
pink
cement
whore

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hop
tacos

i'm on a highway panther/it feels better than cancer
so much faster than greyhound (there's something else in there i can't quite make out...it sounds like "breast kit," but i don't think that's it)
this panther is my master
the speed is so unstoppable
no way to take us(it) higher
i write myself a note/to pay off my insurance
i double-park my panther/ the(a) cop writes me a ticket
the panther claws his face off/we ride into the sunset

i'm on a highway panther

random bickering (since i can't tell the difference between hella and holla yet, i just wrote down hyla's name):

hyla: bitch.
- i can't believe you got us lost.
hyla: you pay your fucking ticket.
- fuck you!
- seriously, you're such fucking bitches.
- no! excuse me...
- i don't know anymore...
- i don't want to live in this stupid fucking hole anymore anyway.
- oh my gosh, you were the one who got us lost, and we've lived there for, like, ever.
- you know, i don't even want to hear what you have to say.
- oh, shut up! you were behind the wheel!
- i totally was not! i was, like, not there.
hyla: why are you wearing that?
- just because you were on blow doesn't mean...
(a bunch of stuff goes on here i haven't been able to decipher yet)
hyla: you look like SUCH a slut.
hyla: you are SUCH a whore.
- excuse me, at least i can wear it without my ass hanging out.
hyla: my ass is fabulous.
- oh, my god, hyla, your ass is NOT fabulous.
- betch!
hyla: i love it.
- not fabulous AT all.
hyla: i love it.
- no. no. ugh. i love you.
- seriously.
-i...i...i love you.
- did steak take the coke?

(gagging, retching)

- god, you like, like, fucking puked on my shoe, betch!
hyla: you're welcome. they look better now
hyla: i'm on my highway panther...
- oh, shut the fuck up. the song is over.



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« Reply #180 on: March 31, 2009, 04:37:53 PM »

I am totes jeal that you met them!!!1  :'(
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« Reply #181 on: March 31, 2009, 04:41:13 PM »

lovehound, when I listen to it, I feel like glitterclit is one word. In case you want to correct the lyrics. =)
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« Reply #182 on: March 31, 2009, 05:51:13 PM »

lovehound, when I listen to it, I feel like glitterclit is one word. In case you want to correct the lyrics. =)

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« Reply #183 on: March 31, 2009, 08:40:25 PM »

Spandexxxy is such a silly song ... I kinda dig it.
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« Reply #184 on: March 31, 2009, 08:41:25 PM »

Highway Panther is a little bit Jefferee Star-ish.
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« Reply #185 on: March 31, 2009, 08:43:17 PM »

If anyone ever listened to "Pain for Plesasure" the heavy metal alt of Sum 41 you wll notice a billion coincidences, although Hair Machine is pretty sexy.
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« Reply #186 on: March 31, 2009, 11:49:09 PM »

they sicken me, in the stomach.
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« Reply #187 on: April 01, 2009, 12:34:56 AM »

they're hot.
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« Reply #188 on: April 01, 2009, 01:37:57 AM »

they bitch at each other like pros. and hos.
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« Reply #189 on: April 01, 2009, 09:08:34 AM »

Finally managed to get some lyrics out of Hella... or Hyla... I can't never tell them apart.  Anyway.  The hot one.


SPANDEXXXY
Where's the blow? Where's the blow?

Hella: Hella, Holla, Hyla, ho. Which one of you bitches took my blow? Nevermind if you don't know. Hella knows where to go. But right now I'm feeling sexy, feeling fancy. Spandexxxy

All: Spandexxxy, so tight. Spandexxxy, so nice. Zebra, Leopard, Tiger prints. Spandexxxy, so right.

Hyla:  All right, I'm the star! You little girls don't know who you are. Tonight, meet me at the bar. I'm too drunk... here take my car. But I can still be sexy, feeling fancy. Spandexxxy

All: Spandexxxy, so tight. Spandexxxy, so nice. Zebra, Leopard, Tiger prints. Spandexxxy, so right.

Holla: Where's all the blow?
Hella: You don't know?
Hyla: I'm so much on blow
Hella&Holla: You ho!

(random bickering)


I hear there's a leaked track from an old demo circulating as well.  Remember kiddies.... trading unsharables makes the baby Jesus cry.  :knuppel2:

Holla and Hella wrote some of this I heard.
But I heard that Hyla wrote most of them.
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« Reply #190 on: April 01, 2009, 10:23:04 AM »


Hella apologizing to Roadrunner Records (who was in the audience) for blowing their chances at being on the label.

I love the suave tattoo cover up... but the irony is that tats are metal! ;)

The venue made her cover the tat. It's way inappropriate for an all ages show.  It is pretty cool a dark twisted way but I don't think some of the kids at the show could have handled it.
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« Reply #191 on: April 02, 2009, 04:24:10 PM »

Get it.

Last.fm has them. So catchy.
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« Reply #192 on: April 02, 2009, 07:01:32 PM »

why isn't more of you tagging hair machine in your myspace photos? i'd love to see a whole bunch of shots, i know you fuckers took 'em
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Re: Angry much? Hair Machine
« Reply #193 on: April 03, 2009, 03:25:40 PM »

LEAK!

so in their drunkeness crackwhoredness, those bitches to seem to have sent photo @ ap.net their demo of "Fuck Marathon" instead of Beth @ ap.net, so I'm gonna take the high road and leak that shit...

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Re: Angry much? Hair Machine
« Reply #194 on: April 03, 2009, 10:34:04 PM »

This one definitely has a more refined sound compared to the others. You can tell this one was studio recorded.

Anyone know which song came first? I think it is interesting to see how musicians grow within their music.

I still think Highway Panther is better. Spandexxy is the one that sticks to my head though.
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Re: Angry much? Hair Machine
« Reply #195 on: April 04, 2009, 01:55:38 AM »

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Re: Angry much? Hair Machine
« Reply #196 on: April 04, 2009, 03:45:28 PM »

This one definitely has a more refined sound compared to the others. You can tell this one was studio recorded.

Anyone know which song came first? I think it is interesting to see how musicians grow within their music.

I still think Highway Panther is better. Spandexxy is the one that sticks to my head though.

Studio recorded? OBVIE! Of course it was. I mean I heard that they got signed to RR, so it would make sense. And I believe that Spandexxxy came first. At least that was the first one to leak.  :knuppel2:
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Re: Angry much? Hair Machine
« Reply #197 on: April 07, 2009, 03:10:19 AM »

Haha I'm SO suprised I was able to download that leak to my work computer. Totally cheering up my early morning :D These girls are gonna make it big if they don't OD before then...
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Re: Angry much? Hair Machine
« Reply #198 on: April 07, 2009, 05:37:23 PM »

Am I the only one who wasn't able to download the songs?

Where should I look for them?
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Re: Angry much? Hair Machine
« Reply #199 on: April 08, 2009, 09:10:05 AM »



did anyone else notice the resemblance between Hella and Amy Winehouse?
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« Reply #200 on: April 08, 2009, 11:59:35 AM »


did anyone else notice the resemblance between Hella and Amy Winehouse?

yes!! i thought i was the only one who noticed a resemblance! but now with the pictures its even more hilarious.
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Re: Angry much? Hair Machine
« Reply #201 on: April 08, 2009, 12:27:33 PM »

lovehound, when I listen to it, I feel like glitterclit is one word. In case you want to correct the lyrics. =)

i agree! and in fact, i can hear someone yelling "glitterclit" at the beginning of Spandexxxy. NEW FAV. WORD
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Re: Angry much? Hair Machine
« Reply #202 on: April 08, 2009, 12:31:14 PM »

lovehound, when I listen to it, I feel like glitterclit is one word. In case you want to correct the lyrics. =)

i agree! and in fact, i can hear someone yelling "glitterclit" at the beginning of Spandexxxy. NEW FAV. WORD

Sounds like a new musical genre.
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« Reply #203 on: April 08, 2009, 07:18:28 PM »

lovehound, when I listen to it, I feel like glitterclit is one word. In case you want to correct the lyrics. =)

i agree! and in fact, i can hear someone yelling "glitterclit" at the beginning of Spandexxxy. NEW FAV. WORD

I'm totally gonna walk up to some girl at a bar and go "hey glitterclit".  Yeah I'm smooth like that.
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Re: Angry much? Hair Machine
« Reply #204 on: April 08, 2009, 10:39:52 PM »

perhaps you need to go to the bars,
where it's clear which clits are glittered?
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Re: Angry much? Hair Machine
« Reply #205 on: April 09, 2009, 03:38:52 AM »

WHO WANTS ME TO GLITTER MY CLIT?
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« Reply #206 on: April 09, 2009, 03:40:49 AM »

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Re: Angry much? Hair Machine
« Reply #207 on: April 09, 2009, 03:41:36 AM »

Nah. I have some fucking glitter. Like lots of it.
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Re: Angry much? Hair Machine
« Reply #208 on: April 09, 2009, 06:07:55 AM »

I cannot resist it any longer - the glitterclit keeps bringing this joke up:

I was due later that week for an appointment with the gynecologist when early one morning I received a call from his office: I had been rescheduled for early that morning at 9:30am. I had just packed everyone off to work and school and it was around 8:45 already.

The trip to his office usually took about 35 minutes so I didn't have any time to spare. As most women do, I'm sure, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able to make the full effort. So I rushed upstairs, threw off my dressing gown, wet the washcloth and gave myself a wash in "that area" in front of the sink, taking extra care to make sure that I was presentable.

I threw the washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my appointment. I was in the waiting room only a few minutes when he called me in. Knowing the procedure, as I am sure you all do, I hopped up on the table, looked over at the other side of the room and pretended I was in Hawaii or some other place a million miles away from here. I was a little surprised when he said:

"My...we have taken a little extra effort this morning, haven't we?" but I didn't respond. The appointment over, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home. The rest of the day went normal, some shopping, cleaning and the evening meal, etc.

At 8:30 that evening my 14 year old daughter was fixing to go to a school dance, when she called down from the bathroom, "Mom - where's my washcloth?" I called back for her to get another from the cabinet.

She called back, "No - I need the one that was here by the sink. It had all my glitter and sparkles in it."
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Re: Angry much? Hair Machine
« Reply #209 on: April 09, 2009, 06:28:35 AM »

I cannot resist it any longer - the glitterclit keeps bringing this joke up:

I was due later that week for an appointment with the gynecologist when early one morning I received a call from his office: I had been rescheduled for early that morning at 9:30am. I had just packed everyone off to work and school and it was around 8:45 already.

The trip to his office usually took about 35 minutes so I didn't have any time to spare. As most women do, I'm sure, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able to make the full effort. So I rushed upstairs, threw off my dressing gown, wet the washcloth and gave myself a wash in "that area" in front of the sink, taking extra care to make sure that I was presentable.

I threw the washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my appointment. I was in the waiting room only a few minutes when he called me in. Knowing the procedure, as I am sure you all do, I hopped up on the table, looked over at the other side of the room and pretended I was in Hawaii or some other place a million miles away from here. I was a little surprised when he said:

"My...we have taken a little extra effort this morning, haven't we?" but I didn't respond. The appointment over, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home. The rest of the day went normal, some shopping, cleaning and the evening meal, etc.

At 8:30 that evening my 14 year old daughter was fixing to go to a school dance, when she called down from the bathroom, "Mom - where's my washcloth?" I called back for her to get another from the cabinet.

She called back, "No - I need the one that was here by the sink. It had all my glitter and sparkles in it."


LOL. that is awesome!
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Re: Angry much? Hair Machine
« Reply #210 on: July 16, 2009, 12:39:10 AM »

so i heard that hair machine might be playing at the show in san diego?? if so im totes stoked...

way more excited to see them than that bitch form the dresden dollls...
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Re: Angry much? Hair Machine
« Reply #211 on: July 16, 2009, 10:04:16 AM »

I think us Hair Machine fans should dress up like Hollywood socialites from the 80's, show up to gigs and aftershow parties and call ourselves THE GLITTERCLITERATI.

It would be like the Brigrade on crack.
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« Reply #212 on: July 17, 2009, 04:11:01 PM »

Haha. It would be hilarious.
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« Reply #213 on: July 17, 2009, 08:16:09 PM »

I think us Hair Machine fans should dress up like Hollywood socialites from the 80's, show up to gigs and aftershow parties and call ourselves THE GLITTERCLITERATI.

It would be like the Brigrade on crack.

I thought the brigade was already on crack...
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Re: Angry much? Hair Machine
« Reply #214 on: July 18, 2009, 10:40:02 PM »

I think us Hair Machine fans should dress up like Hollywood socialites from the 80's, show up to gigs and aftershow parties and call ourselves THE GLITTERCLITERATI.

It would be like the Brigrade on crack.

I thought the brigade was already on crack...
well, like even more crack...
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« Reply #215 on: May 27, 2018, 11:13:10 AM »

Does anyone know where I can still listen to the Hair Machine songs?
I was just looking for them on myspace but the sound files there don't work anymore.
I know this is a weird question, but I have been a Hair Machine fan since the beginning in the 1980ies :-D :-P
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« Reply #216 on: May 27, 2018, 08:01:31 PM »

Does anyone know where I can still listen to the Hair Machine songs?
I was just looking for them on myspace but the sound files there don't work anymore.
I know this is a weird question, but I have been a Hair Machine fan since the beginning in the 1980ies :-D :-P

i assume you did a web search.

have you ask on Amanda's Official Facebook group?

have you ask team afp, if they have them & could put them up somewhere?

if they replys no, ask KimB?

if Kin B replays no, ask Zoe B?
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