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[Mr. LOL]

http://www.brooklynvegan.com/archives/2006/06/the_dresden_dol_2.html

i fucking hate this chick

she got totally nude and made out with conor oberst on stage during bright eyes' set at glastonbury last year, what a groupie.

[Hayley Fiasco!]

Yes.

She was drunk and maybe even dared.

[Amanda Palmer]

yes. and drunk. and dared....well, dared myself, i suppose. and he now thinks i am crazy.

[nottheonethatscrazy]

yes. and drunk. and dared....well, dared myself, i suppose. and he now thinks i am crazy.

[Mr. LOL]

That is sexy as hell.

WHY THE HELL DID NO ONE RECORD IT. 

I have to be honest, I find you more attractive than any porn star I would go through 3 tissues boxes if I ever saw that.

[Wednesday Friday]

this is like the most awesome story ever. i love conor x 1000 but i've always thought he'd be the most intimidating person to meet. is there going to be a repeat performance at Coachella?

p.s. if amanda and conor had babies they would be the most genius children ever, and would probs like save the world from global warming or something. or just write the most amazingly sad and beautiful songs. JUST SAYIN'

p.p.s amanda, i wouldn't feel too bad about him thinking you're crazy, conor said in some interview that he was smashed at a party with Bjork and went up to her and blabbed on about how much he loved her, and she thought he was crazy. so.

[yosmark]

That is sexy as hell.

WHY THE HELL DID NO ONE RECORD IT. 

I have to be honest, I find you more attractive than any porn star I would go through 3 tissues boxes if I ever saw that.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Fuck you that was hilarious.

So yeah, nobody has a video of this right?

[Wednesday Friday]

yeah, i refuse to belief that no recorded evidence exists of this. someone, somewhere must at least have like a crappy phone picture or something.

also, I wanna know if Conor made-out-back, otherwise that would've been kinda awkward.

[Mr. LOL]

Well it's true she's fucking beautiful and I love her. I've probablly masturbated to her 30+ times since being exposed to her in 2004 and every time is more rewarding than the last.

I fucking love her. I know she won't respond to this, well actually I don't which is why I'm still typing but I. want. to. be. your. groupie. It's no fair, if a girl wants a piece of a male lead singer she can get it easily. A guy trying to hook up with a female singer? It's hard because they're just not wired the same way. Amanda I want you, yes I'm laying it all out right here. I really just want to make love to you once, that's all. Then I can die actually feeling accomplished with my life. I've always wanted to ask but didn't want to end up getting knocked the fuck out. Holy shit I love her. Take a chance on me.  

If there's even a CHANCE just let me know. Then I'll casually whisper to you "I'm Mr L.O.L from the Shadowbox at a show" and you can give me a thumbs or a thumbs down based on what you see.

[Hayley Fiasco!]

yes. and drunk. and dared....well, dared myself, i suppose. and he now thinks i am crazy.

It's a known fact that Conor Oberst is a douche, an unfriendly, egocentric one at that.

You are crazy, but that's why we love you

...well, part of it.

[yosmark]

I fucking love her. I know she won't respond to this, well actually I don't which is why I'm still typing but I. want. to. be. your. groupie. It's no fair, if a girl wants a piece of a male lead singer she can get it easily. A guy trying to hook up with a female singer? It's hard because they're just not wired the same way. Amanda I want you, yes I'm laying it all out right here. I really just want to make love to you once, that's all. Then I can die actually feeling accomplished with my life. I've always wanted to ask but didn't want to end up getting knocked the fuck out. Holy shit I love her. Take a chance on me.  

If there's even a CHANCE just let me know. Then I'll casually whisper to you "I'm Mr L.O.L from the Shadowbox at a show" and you can give me a thumbs or a thumbs down based on what you see.

THAT'S RIGHT MY FRIEND!!!!

[Wednesday Friday]

yes. and drunk. and dared....well, dared myself, i suppose. and he now thinks i am crazy.

It's a known fact that Conor Oberst is a douche, an unfriendly, egocentric one at that.

You are crazy, but that's why we love you

...well, part of it.

I've always wondered whether that was the case, or whether he's just really shy. That's why, even though he's one of my favourite musicians I don't think I'd ever want to meet him, the way I've met/wanted to meet other musicians, Amanda for one. I wouldn't want an unfriendly experience to ruin my enjoyment of his music. I think AFP blogged something similar to this in relation to Morrissey a while back.

[MeAndMyCharms]

Well it's true she's fucking beautiful and I love her. I've probablly masturbated to her 30+ times since being exposed to her in 2004 and every time is more rewarding than the last.

I fucking love her. I know she won't respond to this, well actually I don't which is why I'm still typing but I. want. to. be. your. groupie. It's no fair, if a girl wants a piece of a male lead singer she can get it easily. A guy trying to hook up with a female singer? It's hard because they're just not wired the same way. Amanda I want you, yes I'm laying it all out right here. I really just want to make love to you once, that's all. Then I can die actually feeling accomplished with my life. I've always wanted to ask but didn't want to end up getting knocked the fuck out. Holy shit I love her. Take a chance on me.  

If there's even a CHANCE just let me know. Then I'll casually whisper to you "I'm Mr L.O.L from the Shadowbox at a show" and you can give me a thumbs or a thumbs down based on what you see.

*cough*Rohypnol

[Mr. LOL]

Well it's true she's fucking beautiful and I love her. I've probablly masturbated to her 30+ times since being exposed to her in 2004 and every time is more rewarding than the last.

I fucking love her. I know she won't respond to this, well actually I don't which is why I'm still typing but I. want. to. be. your. groupie. It's no fair, if a girl wants a piece of a male lead singer she can get it easily. A guy trying to hook up with a female singer? It's hard because they're just not wired the same way. Amanda I want you, yes I'm laying it all out right here. I really just want to make love to you once, that's all. Then I can die actually feeling accomplished with my life. I've always wanted to ask but didn't want to end up getting knocked the fuck out. Holy shit I love her. Take a chance on me.  

If there's even a CHANCE just let me know. Then I'll casually whisper to you "I'm Mr L.O.L from the Shadowbox at a show" and you can give me a thumbs or a thumbs down based on what you see.

*cough*Rohypnol

I had to Google that to see what it was and NEVER!

No! I LOVE her. She's not just some object to me, she's a kindred spirit. Hurting her would be hurting myself. I just want her for one night. The climax I'd experience would be fucking out of this world. She is so beautiful and awesome, I envy that piece of shit she made out with in my original post. WHY AMANDA? He's fucking ugly and his music sounds like prostate cancer.

God I love Amanda, it's insane. I mean she's just so fucking adorable and amazing. Here I was browsing the net and I come across this tidbit about here. A few minutes later BAM! she's here to confirm it for me. That's the fucking shit. So yeah I love Amanda, and the sexual chemistry between us is out of this universe. Amanda Palmer, ahhhhhhhhh. I just feel like typing and typing about this because it means that much to me. Amanda, if there's any tips to be a successful groupie of yours please let me know. I'll do anything. I love you.

Also, look what happens when you type in Amanda Palmer Nude on google!

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=amanda+palmer+nude&btnG=Google+Search

 

[Wednesday Friday]

Well it's true she's fucking beautiful and I love her. I've probablly masturbated to her 30+ times since being exposed to her in 2004 and every time is more rewarding than the last.

I fucking love her. I know she won't respond to this, well actually I don't which is why I'm still typing but I. want. to. be. your. groupie. It's no fair, if a girl wants a piece of a male lead singer she can get it easily. A guy trying to hook up with a female singer? It's hard because they're just not wired the same way. Amanda I want you, yes I'm laying it all out right here. I really just want to make love to you once, that's all. Then I can die actually feeling accomplished with my life. I've always wanted to ask but didn't want to end up getting knocked the fuck out. Holy shit I love her. Take a chance on me.  

If there's even a CHANCE just let me know. Then I'll casually whisper to you "I'm Mr L.O.L from the Shadowbox at a show" and you can give me a thumbs or a thumbs down based on what you see.

*cough*Rohypnol

I had to Google that to see what it was and NEVER!

No! I LOVE her. She's not just some object to me, she's a kindred spirit. Hurting her would be hurting myself. I just want her for one night. The climax I'd experience would be fucking out of this world. She is so beautiful and awesome, I envy that piece of shit she made out with in my original post. WHY AMANDA? He's fucking ugly and his music sounds like prostate cancer.

God I love Amanda, it's insane. I mean she's just so fucking adorable and amazing. Here I was browsing the net and I come across this tidbit about here. A few minutes later BAM! she's here to confirm it for me. That's the fucking shit. So yeah I love Amanda, and the sexual chemistry between us is out of this universe. Amanda Palmer, ahhhhhhhhh. I just feel like typing and typing about this because it means that much to me. Amanda, if there's any tips to be a successful groupie of yours please let me know. I'll do anything. I love you.

Also, look what happens when you type in Amanda Palmer Nude on google!

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=amanda+palmer+nude&btnG=Google+Search

 

I'm hoping this is a joke, because LOL. If not...dude, chill the fuck out yo.