Well it's true she's fucking beautiful and I love her. I've probablly masturbated to her 30+ times since being exposed to her in 2004 and every time is more rewarding than the last.
I fucking love her. I know she won't respond to this, well actually I don't which is why I'm still typing but I. want. to. be. your. groupie. It's no fair, if a girl wants a piece of a male lead singer she can get it easily. A guy trying to hook up with a female singer? It's hard because they're just not wired the same way. Amanda I want you, yes I'm laying it all out right here. I really just want to make love to you once, that's all. Then I can die actually feeling accomplished with my life. I've always wanted to ask but didn't want to end up getting knocked the fuck out. Holy shit I love her. Take a chance on me.
If there's even a CHANCE just let me know. Then I'll casually whisper to you "I'm Mr L.O.L from the Shadowbox at a show" and you can give me a thumbs or a thumbs down based on what you see.
I had to Google that to see what it was and NEVER!
No! I LOVE her. She's not just some object to me, she's a kindred spirit. Hurting her would be hurting myself. I just want her for one night. The climax I'd experience would be fucking out of this world. She is so beautiful and awesome, I envy that piece of shit she made out with in my original post. WHY AMANDA? He's fucking ugly and his music sounds like prostate cancer.
God I love Amanda, it's insane. I mean she's just so fucking adorable and amazing. Here I was browsing the net and I come across this tidbit about here. A few minutes later BAM! she's here to confirm it for me. That's the fucking shit. So yeah I love Amanda, and the sexual chemistry between us is out of this universe. Amanda Palmer, ahhhhhhhhh. I just feel like typing and typing about this because it means that much to me. Amanda, if there's any tips to be a successful groupie of yours please let me know. I'll do anything. I love you.
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