Amanda's got a blog. If blogs could talk, it'd ask you to read it. It might even say "please."
Congratulations, you tiny badass!
Everything you said looks like real words to me.
was too busy looking at the attractive girl in the weird paint vag bib.
These are the things that never make me forget how much Amanda and DD rocks.
Kyle Cassidy (I'm NotKyleCassidy either, btw) says "To submit a story or a photo, just email it to firstname.lastname@example.org".
[...]if you can't afford The Big Book of Who Killed Amanda Palmer and you're kicking yourself that you didn't rob that liquor store when you had the chance, you can win a book or even something cooler by going to We Killed Amanda Palmer dot com and writing your own story about one of the photos there that didn't make it into the book or taking your own photo. I was so impressed by all your mad writing skillz a few weeks ago I called Neil and Amanda and said "holy crikies, we need to let people write their own stories, these are great!" so Olga Freaking Nunez made it happen