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Re: Gayness
« Reply #2385 on: July 27, 2011, 02:09:22 AM »
Quote from: Agonistes on July 27, 2011, 01:46:28 AM
of course if you subscribe to templar lore, she was the bride of christ.

but anyone named mary being a hooker is oral tradition, not scripture.

Hehehe hooker...oral...hehehe
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Re: Gayness
« Reply #2386 on: July 28, 2011, 08:31:18 PM »
Quote from: N.U. on July 24, 2011, 12:59:20 PM
Hello? Lafayette from True Blood, anybody? He and Jesus' relationship is a thing of beauty. They can be soft with each other and not lost any of the strength that makes them great characters.

Great characters? Who fucking cares? They're RIDES.
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Anyway, you're just walking around with these teeth in your vagina and you think it's normal cos like, who do you ask about that shit? Then, one day you go to have sex with someone & they're all "WHY DOES YOUR VAGINA HAVE A TOOTH IN IT?" That'd be damn awkward.

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Re: Gayness
« Reply #2387 on: August 11, 2011, 09:04:19 PM »
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Re: Gayness
« Reply #2388 on: August 13, 2011, 07:28:02 PM »
Tim Pawlenty, what an asshole:

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/fJJKYbnFNkw&amp;feature=player_embedded" target="_blank" class="new_win">http://www.youtube.com/v/fJJKYbnFNkw&amp;feature=player_embedded</a>

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Re: Gayness
« Reply #2389 on: August 15, 2011, 06:59:38 PM »
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Re: Gayness
« Reply #2390 on: August 15, 2011, 10:57:35 PM »
they only named anne coulter as chair because shes a republican man in drag.
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Re: Gayness
« Reply #2391 on: August 15, 2011, 11:25:20 PM »
You know when a right-wing columnist says 'fabulous' that something is drastically wrong.
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Anyway, you're just walking around with these teeth in your vagina and you think it's normal cos like, who do you ask about that shit? Then, one day you go to have sex with someone & they're all "WHY DOES YOUR VAGINA HAVE A TOOTH IN IT?" That'd be damn awkward.

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Re: Gayness
« Reply #2392 on: August 16, 2011, 12:36:18 AM »
Quote from: The Epigrammic Poultry on August 15, 2011, 11:25:20 PM
You know when a right-wing columnist says 'fabulous' that something is drastically wrong.
It's just a setup for when Michelle Bachmann's husband accidentally lets it slip out during a campaign stop...

"What?  It's a perfectly good word, I say it all the time...."
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Re: Gayness
« Reply #2393 on: August 16, 2011, 01:28:14 AM »
Quote from: CeeGBee on July 27, 2011, 12:55:28 AM
Quote from: absynth aura on July 27, 2011, 12:48:06 AM
Quote from: cletus thurston beauregard on July 27, 2011, 12:03:58 AM
Mary Magdalene wasn't a prostitute.

other than that...tres bien.

#@!

I thought she was?

I didn't really pay that much attention in religion, but I know there was a Mary whore.
A lot of people think she was, and if I remember correctly the idea orginated with the medieval
Roman Catholic Church, but if one actually reads the Scriptural texts in which she's mentioned,
there's no basis for the allegation...




On the other hand, if you read The Gospel Of Mary Magdalene (available at better huggy-feely,
New-Agey bookshoppes and the like), the authors read an awful lot of feel-good feminist crap
into a very few lines of poorly-provenanced text there too.

Wait. I thought she was an adulturer and not a ho.
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Re: Gayness
« Reply #2394 on: August 16, 2011, 02:02:49 AM »
I like to think that she and Jesus were hos for each other.  :love3:

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Re: Gayness
« Reply #2395 on: August 16, 2011, 02:56:58 AM »
Quote from: Agonistes on August 15, 2011, 10:57:35 PM
they only named anne coulter as chair because shes a republican man in drag.

That is offensive to drag queens!  >:(

*looks around for horses, not wanting to hurt any feelings* Anyways, she is a horse in human clothing.
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Re: Gayness
« Reply #2396 on: August 17, 2011, 03:32:08 AM »
Quote from: lostxero on August 16, 2011, 02:56:58 AM
Quote from: Agonistes on August 15, 2011, 10:57:35 PM
they only named anne coulter as chair because shes a republican man in drag.

That is offensive to drag queens!  >:(

*looks around for horses, not wanting to hurt any feelings* Anyways, she is a horse in human clothing.

horses are too cute....

more like a vulture...or a mole...
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Re: Gayness
« Reply #2397 on: August 17, 2011, 04:44:43 AM »
Quote from: tanqgirl on August 17, 2011, 03:32:08 AM
horses are too cute....

more like a vulture...or a mole...

Honestly, I don't think we are going to find an animal that's not offended to be associated with her, but I hear animal leavings aren't easily offended.

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Re: Gayness
« Reply #2398 on: August 17, 2011, 08:22:33 AM »
nope, horses don't have an adam's apple like hers.  anyway, she has thumbs, i've seen pictures.
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Re: Gayness
« Reply #2399 on: August 17, 2011, 09:12:52 AM »
Quote from: Agonistes on August 17, 2011, 08:22:33 AM
nope, horses don't have an adam's apple like hers.  anyway, she has thumbs, i've seen pictures.

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