Dress her up in as a fella, go for dinner at your parents and then when you're both leaving and they've decided they like her as a person, rip off her fake moustache as she throws her hat into the bushes, letting her luxurious and unmistakably feminine hair tumble down her back and both shout, "TOODLE-OO, MUTHAFUCKAS!" before jumping onto a motorbike with 'Pussy Wagon' written on it in large pink letters and riding off into the sunset. Obv.