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Please, will some place other than McDonald's... a nice restaurant... make an indoor play place for children?  There can be a Children and a Non-children area, with a wall in between, so that the ruckus won't disturb other patrons, and the Children area can have tables in it.  It would make so much money!  I'm sick of eating chicken nuggets whenever I want my son to be entertained, rather than trying to climb under the table.
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Re: Great Ideas that you are too Lazy/Incompetent to bring to fruition
« Reply #1 on: August 25, 2007, 12:45:23 AM »

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« Reply #2 on: August 25, 2007, 12:47:10 AM »

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Re: Great Ideas that you are too Lazy/Incompetent to bring to fruition
« Reply #3 on: August 25, 2007, 06:22:43 AM »

Please, will some place other than McDonald's... a nice restaurant... make an indoor play place for children?  There can be a Children and a Non-children area, with a wall in between, so that the ruckus won't disturb other patrons, and the Children area can have tables in it.  It would make so much money!  I'm sick of eating chicken nuggets whenever I want my son to be entertained, rather than trying to climb under the table.

There's a restaurant chain in England (In the whole UK?) called Pizza Express, and they have italian food (but not just pizzas, also salads and other stuff). I went with the kids I look after the other day and I have to say they were excellent. They have a kids menu that's £5something, and the kids get 3 courses plus complimentary side salad with that. Obviously the portions are smaller, but the menu has what grown-ups have, and you can have the dishes altered a bit too (like adding pepperoni in the marghareta pizza) for free. Whilst the kids wait, they get fun book and crayons so they're not jumping all over.

They have kids with other people, but I think after certain o'clock kids are not welcome anymore.
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Re: Great Ideas that you are too Lazy/Incompetent to bring to fruition
« Reply #4 on: August 25, 2007, 11:33:05 AM »

A pillow that stays cool all night. Due to some sort of cooling liquid inside or something
I think I eventually saw it years later and was upset.

I've come up with a few ideas that years later i would see had been invented, long after i came up with the idea.
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Re: Great Ideas that you are too Lazy/Incompetent to bring to fruition
« Reply #5 on: August 25, 2007, 11:36:28 AM »

Great Ideas that you are too Lazy/Incompetent to bring to fruition

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Re: Great Ideas that you are too Lazy/Incompetent to bring to fruition
« Reply #6 on: August 25, 2007, 12:03:52 PM »

Eventually
I'll Start a Catering Company
For the Rock Industry

As for Play Places
I Suggest
Chuck E. Cheese
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Re: Great Ideas that you are too Lazy/Incompetent to bring to fruition
« Reply #7 on: August 25, 2007, 12:38:54 PM »

But there you have to pay to get into any places.
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Re: Great Ideas that you are too Lazy/Incompetent to bring to fruition
« Reply #8 on: August 25, 2007, 12:47:55 PM »

Great Ideas that you are too Lazy/Incompetent to bring to fruition

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I'll agree to it if you tell me what it stands for.

You had this big ass elaborate plan, I thought it had been developed here.  I've been looking for the thread.



We're gonna be rockstars, guys.  Me and Tim and Brittany.  Brittany might not know that, yet, and I just learned about it.  But it sounds like a great idea, nonetheless.  Then I can work on my list.
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Re: Great Ideas that you are too Lazy/Incompetent to bring to fruition
« Reply #9 on: August 25, 2007, 12:48:44 PM »

But there you have to pay to get into any places.

Exactly.  She means someplace where you don't have to spend a minimum of ten or twenty dollars to keep your child happy.
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Re: Great Ideas that you are too Lazy/Incompetent to bring to fruition
« Reply #10 on: August 25, 2007, 01:11:46 PM »

We're gonna be rockstars, guys.  Me and Tim and Brittany.  Brittany might not know that, yet, and I just learned about it.  But it sounds like a great idea, nonetheless.  Then I can work on my list.

We talked about it last night.
All we need are some instruments and time and talent and stuff.
we'll work it all out.
I got some ideas.

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Re: Great Ideas that you are too Lazy/Incompetent to bring to fruition
« Reply #11 on: August 25, 2007, 01:20:30 PM »

Please, will some place other than McDonald's... a nice restaurant... make an indoor play place for children?  There can be a Children and a Non-children area, with a wall in between, so that the ruckus won't disturb other patrons, and the Children area can have tables in it.  It would make so much money!  I'm sick of eating chicken nuggets whenever I want my son to be entertained, rather than trying to climb under the table.

At the risk of setting off some major shit...why should any restaurant have a play area? My parents would begin to take me & my siblings to restaurants when we each reached the age of 3. I remember it seeming so cool to be doing something that seemed "grown-up" in my eyes...something "big kids" did and all that. Plus, I knew that, if I fucked up and acted like an insufferable brat, my parents would dump me off with my aunt Angie's sister-in-law (mean old Mexican lady who used to babysit us from time to time) next time while everyone else went out to eat.
Anyway, whatever - that's my 2 cents.

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Re: Great Ideas that you are too Lazy/Incompetent to bring to fruition
« Reply #12 on: August 25, 2007, 01:54:06 PM »

sandals that actually have sand in them but is covered by plastic so they don't fall apart.

i THINK that wasn't made yet...

oh how about a transporting machine that will take you anywhere in the push of a button.
i have always wanted one...

i hate non fiction movies.. they give me hope.
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Re: Great Ideas that you are too Lazy/Incompetent to bring to fruition
« Reply #13 on: August 25, 2007, 02:02:59 PM »

Please, will some place other than McDonald's... a nice restaurant... make an indoor play place for children? 

we have some not-restaurant indoor play place here. and most of family restaurant have one or two things for the kids.

cheers!
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« Reply #14 on: August 25, 2007, 02:26:57 PM »

We're gonna be rockstars, guys.  Me and Tim and Brittany.  Brittany might not know that, yet, and I just learned about it.  But it sounds like a great idea, nonetheless.  Then I can work on my list.

We talked about it last night.
All we need are some instruments and time and talent and stuff.
we'll work it all out.
I got some ideas.

Well, I've got instruments and talent, so we've got half of it down.  It's the time and "stuff."

I have written lots of songs.
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