Every time I've been to London, I've only ever encountered insufferable twats. The stuck-up, posh kind.
Every Londoner I've met outside London has been a stuck-up twat.
I've never had a good time in London, despite visiting it many, many times.
London people, please tell me where I can meet nice London people who are not insufferable twats. I will be there this Tuesday, July 14th, to see Lady Gaga, and on Wednesday morning I make my way back to Cambridge. [I may also need crashspace, if anyone would be so kind as to offer it...] Places to go which are not twat-filled - tell me.