Haha, I've lived here all my life and mines is all over the shop, so I doubt coming here'd help you much 
Still come though. It's doss.
The best ever bit of toilet graffiti I ever ever ever saw was this massive paragraph and set of diagrams about stumpfucking in a public toilet in Inverness. I used to have a photo of it but my old laptop died and took it with it.
And that drawing is GENIUS. It just sums him up perfectly 
I've got into this kick ass school in south sweden now, and part of it is internships, and we can pretty much go wherever we want in the world. I'm seriously going to UK!
Maybe not London, it's a bit too big for my taste, but yeah. We'll see where I end up!
and talking about accents, one of the guys here is Irish, but he pretty much speaks american xD it's hilarious.
haha oh that's perfect.
I wanna write something about all the tiny animal penises! or one of Fossil's note-to-self. or make some up.
Note to self: get an eye patch.
Ooh doss!
You don't wanna go to London though, it turns your snot black, the air is so filthy 
Go to Wales. The have doss accents and you can pretend you're in Torchwood. Good times.
And my best friend is Irish but sounds American!
It's funny as feck.
Note to self: I hate whites

Yeah, I've already experienced the black snot of London, thankyouverymuch xD Never been there for longer than a week, don't think I'd stand it, tbqh.
I actually HAVE considered Wales! Cardiff seems just the right size for me, it would be lovely. And the accent is hilarious, I'd love to speak like that xD.
Mmmmm yes it would be epic to actually have a look around town and see what places I could recognize from Torchwood :3
People with "wrong" accents kinda do mess with your head, don't they? I mean, I was pretty excited when I found out that there was an Irish fella amongst us, but actually got a little disappointed when he opened his mouth xD What's the point of being Irish if you don't get the accent?

His sister is Morgana on
Merlin though, so he's still cool.
Note to self: don't use super glue as chap stick.