I live in Milwaukee, WI. There are exactly 3 interesting/cool things about Milwaukee, WI.
1. Jeffrey Dahmer. Duh.
2. The Violent Femmes.
3. Someone tried to assassinate Teddy Roosevelt here, and shot him in the shoulder or something and he went on to give a 90 minute speech before getting medical attention because "if i'm not coughing blood my life's not in danger" though I guess really that's more something that's cool about Teddy than something that's cool about Milwaukee.