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I am declaring April to be the International Month of Vajazzling. This means it's now sparkly and guaranteed to make you giggle.
WHEN I SMITE FOES I WILL SHOUT LUCEEEEOOT
he seems content with making half of the box feel like paedophiles
and dammit, Mark, everytime you post a photo i feel like a dirty old man! im only 19!
she's captain of the awesome ship
if you had a giant spoon you could scoop up an evil person with that spoon and feed them to a giant for breakfast -like a good hearty bowl of evil
my flatmates can suck on my meat loaf
"if he tells me no I'll do your mum until she hits the floor, eventually I know she's doomed to come right back and ask for more"
that is like.....whimsical, dark, happy, angry, quiet, provoking, intense, and awesome. i spent like five minutes just staring at it before i could type anything. how much time do you have in it?
and even then i am not usually sure she is into me. and if i find out she is, my first instinct is to cook for her and fetch her damn slippers.